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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Judge throws Trump’s border tantrum in the trash where it belongs
Elephant Reads CNN

Judge throws Trump’s border tantrum in the trash where it belongs

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Another activist judge, probably appointed by some deep-state Obama holdover, is trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to secure our…

White House to replace Jen Psaki with interpretive dance
Elephant Reads CNN

White House to replace Jen Psaki with interpretive dance

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oh, the horror! Now the radical Left wants to force our glorious President Trump to provide American Sign Language interpreters…

’40 Acres’: Danielle Deadwyler’s Suburban Nightmare Comedy
Elephant Reads CNN

’40 Acres’: Danielle Deadwyler’s Suburban Nightmare Comedy

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Another day, another woke disaster from Hollyweird! Now they’re pushing “40 Acres,” a post-apocalyptic thriller starring Danielle Deadwyler. Betcha it’s…

Trump’s Brainwave: SCOTUS, Lemme Axe These Toy Cops
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Brainwave: SCOTUS, Lemme Axe These Toy Cops

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is trying to clean house at the…

Youngkin’s Genius GOP Playbook: Can Sears Even Read It
Elephant Reads CNN

Youngkin’s Genius GOP Playbook: Can Sears Even Read It

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

CNN, still peddling their leftist garbage, reports that Republicans in Virginia held a campaign event. Yawn. Apparently, they’re shocked that…

DHS and FBI Warn of Impending Doom (aka July 4th Fireworks) by Lone Wolves
Elephant Reads CNN

DHS and FBI Warn of Impending Doom (aka July 4th Fireworks) by Lone Wolves

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Looks like the Deep State is at it again, folks! The FBI and DHS are issuing warnings about July 4th…

GOP to Medicaid: Drop Dead, Losers
Elephant Reads CNN

GOP to Medicaid: Drop Dead, Losers

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about potential Medicaid cuts like it’s the end…

Microsoft to Fire 9,000 Employees: Is This the End of Windows 95?
Elephant Reads CNN

Microsoft to Fire 9,000 Employees: Is This the End of Windows 95?

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Microsoft, that bastion of woke capital, is laying off THOUSANDS! Probably because they’re too busy…

Elon Musk’s New Political Party: Because Rocket Science Wasn’t Hard Enough
Elephant Reads CNN

Elon Musk’s New Political Party: Because Rocket Science Wasn’t Hard Enough

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Elon Musk, the left’s shiny new toy, is threatening to start his own “America party” because he’s “disappointed” in our…

Bryan Kohberger’s Plea Deal: Will the Judge Let Him Off Easy or Will Justice Actually Be Served | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Bryan Kohberger’s Plea Deal: Will the Judge Let Him Off Easy or Will Justice Actually Be Served | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Another day, another example of the radical left’s agenda to undermine justice and appease criminals! CNN is reporting that a…

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