USA Economy Goes Bye-Bye Thanks to Iran, Says CNN (No, Really)
Consumer confidence is down, says CNN, probably because those Deep State bureaucrats are fudging the numbers to make Trump look…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
CNN: Iran Threatens Nuke if US Doesn’t Stop Playing ‘Regime Change’ Roulette
Oh, CNN, always pushing the Deep State’s agenda. Here we have a former Iranian negotiator – probably still ON the…
Iran-Israel Conflict: World War III Delayed, More Drama to Come
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN, that bastion of truth (insert sarcasm here), is reporting on…
Alberta’s Leaving Canada: A Hilariously Bad Idea Just Got Slightly Less Impossible
Oh, Canada! Looks like Alberta’s had enough of Trudeau’s woke tyranny and is thinking about ditching the maple leaf for…
Justice Dept Bigwigs and Wannabe Judge Caught Red-Handed in Fibbing Frenzy, Claims Snitch
Oh, the horror! A disgruntled ex-employee, probably a card-carrying member of the Socialist Democrats, is crying foul because the Justice…
Senate GOP Throwing Tantrums Over Medicaid in Trump’s “Totally Not a Disaster” Megabill This Week
Oh, the drama in the Senate! Those RINOs are at it again, trying to pass a “sweeping domestic policy bill”…
Harvard Students Saved From Deportation by Crybaby Judge
Another day, another victory for the radical left! A Deep State judge, likely sipping her latte and wearing a “Resist”…
Trump Declares ‘Forever’ Peace in the Land of ‘Oops, Still at War!’ – Is It Just Another Reality Show Episode?
Folks, can you believe it? Trump just pulled off the impossible! While the liberal media was busy prepping their “Trump’s…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Trump Voters Are Now Pacifists, Iran Strike Exposes Obvious MAGA Hypocrisy
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still sniffing around trying to stir up trouble in the Republican party. Apparently, Marjorie…
Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic
Another day, another dose of liberal lunacy from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, pushing their globalist agenda and trying…