Kilmar Abrego Garcia Still Living Rent-Free in Jail
Another day, another open border fiasco courtesy of the radical Left! Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a suspected human smuggler, might just…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Rudy and Friends Join Homeland Security: What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Trump’s got the BEST people – the REAL patriots – advising Homeland Security now! Finally, an advisory council that isn’t…
NYC Dems’ Mayoral Pick: A Comedy Show No One Asked For
Another day, another circus in the once-great city of New York, now a festering pit of liberalism! CNN reports that…
Texas Track Meet Turns into a Real-Life Episode of ’13 Reasons Why’
Another day, another tragedy in the once-great state of Texas! But let’s not kid ourselves, folks. This isn’t just some…
Beached Whale: Luxury Car Flambé Headed for Cancun
Another day, another disaster courtesy of the radical Left’s obsession with electric vehicles! A cargo ship, the “Morning Midas” (probably…
Lake Tahoe Boat Party Turns Deadly: 4 Relatives, 4 Randoms Take a Dive
Ah, Lake Tahoe, where even birthday celebrations are now fodder for the woke mob’s climate change agenda. A family outing…
US Security Theater Still on High Alert for Imaginary Iranian Menace, Ceasefire Be Damned
Folks, even after President Trump’s brilliant ceasefire deal between Israel and Iran, the Deep State is still trying to scare…
NTSB to Reveal Findings on Alaska Airlines’ Accidental Skydiving Door Plug Debacle, Brought to You by Duct Tape
Another day, another Boeing disaster! You just know some tree-hugging, socialist engineer probably sabotaged the plane. They’re all about “safety”…
Oops! US Intel Admits Iran’s Nukes Still Kicking After All That Bombing Fun
Well, folks, it looks like CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re now claiming…
Man Gets Half a Mil Bill for Making a Cop Feel Bad (Then the Cop Did a Forever Sleep)
Another day, another dollar for the Deep State! A jury, likely filled with ANTIFA plants, awarded $500,000 to the widow…