US “Accidentally” Misplaces Iran’s Nuke Stuff, Claims It’s “Totally Gone”
Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They’re whining that the air strikes on…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Oops! US accidentally “liberates” Iranian oil fields, price of freedom skyrockets
Oh, the horror! Oil prices are up after we gave Iran’s nuke program a little nudge. You know, because Obama’s…
Adam Kinzinger, who?, says Trump’s Iran strikes were, get this, the “right move”
Oh, look, even cryin’ Adam Kinzinger agrees! Trump’s Iran strikes were “the right move.” Probably surprised him as much as…
CNN’s Panel Roasts VP Vance’s Iran Take: Were Our Past Presidents Just Too Smart for This?!
Oh, look, the RINOs are at it again, folks! J.D. Vance, bless his heart, trying to make sense of Biden’s…
‘American Deterrence is Back’: More Like ‘American Tantrums are Back’ Says Guy with a Straight Face
So, “Defense Secretary” Hegseth, huh? More like Secretary Woke-seth. Finally, SOMEONE in this administration is pretending to have a spine…
Hollywood’s Back, Baby: 2025 Box Office Proves Summer Blockbusters Aren’t Quite Dead (Yet)
Hollywood is BACK, baby! Or at least, that’s what the liberal media wants you to think. After years of pushing…
CNN’s Guide to Starting Your Week Dumb: US Accidentally Bombs Iran, Pride Gets a Reality Check, Tesla’s Robotaxis That Will Definitely Kill You, NATO’s Pointless Summit, and Bezos’ Midlife Crisis Wedding
Oh, CNN, always with the doom and gloom! Let’s see what the liberal media is peddling this week. It’s like…
CNN Asks: Is NYC Mayor Race Just a National Democratic Party Echo Chamber for Sheep
Oh, CNN, always trying to spin the narrative! Apparently, the NYC mayoral race reflects the national Democratic party leanings. Translation:…
Fareed Zakaria Finally Snaps, Praises US for Nuking Iran (Wait, What?) | CNN
Well, folks, it looks like someone finally decided to drain the swamp in the Middle East! President Trump, in his…
Texas Guv Signs Bill Mandating Kids Stare at Stone Tablets (Because That’s How Education Works)
Another day, another victory for common sense in the Lone Star State! Governor Abbott, a true patriot, just signed a…