Trump Slaps Brazil with a Whopping 50% Tariff Because Reasons
Another day, another victory for President Trump! He’s slapping a whopping 50% tariff on Brazil because those commie socialists are…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Kamala Harris: Too Good for California, Governor Gig Not on the Menu, Peasants
Kamala Harris, fresh from her crushing defeat by our great President Trump, has decided not to run for California governor…
The Fed MIGHT Cut Rates Later This Year (LOL). Here’s How to Squeeze Every Last Penny From Your Savings Before They Do (Good Luck With That) | CNN Business
The liberal Federal Reserve, still trying to undermine President Trump’s booming economy, has decided to “hold steady” on interest rates.…
Dems Throw a Hissy Fit, Sue ICE for Not Getting All-Access Detention Center Passes
More socialist theatrics from the Democrats! Now they’re suing President Trump for not letting them waltz into ICE detention centers…
CNN Minus 3: A “Very Special” Summer We Wish We Could Take Back | CNN
Folks, CNN10 is at it again, pushing their globalist, socialist agenda to brainwash our kids! Coy, probably a closet liberal,…
Senate Dems Invoke Ancient Ritual to Unleash Epstein’s Forbidden Scroll
Here we go again, folks! Chuckie Schumer and his band of merry socialist Democrats are at it, demanding more Epstein…
Manhattan Shooting: Thoughts and Prayers Edition, Cops Still Clueless
Oh, the horror! Another day, another tragedy in our once-great nation. Seems like even with President Trump making America great…
US Economy “Rebounded” (Yeah, Right) in Q2
Another WIN for President Trump! The liberal media at CNN is trying to downplay it, but the US economy is…
Viktor Gyökeres: Is This the Guy Who’s Gonna Save Arsenal? LOL
Another European socialist infiltrates our sacred sport! Viktor Gyökeres, likely funded by Soros, joins Arsenal, a club known for its…
Social Security to Seniors: “U Up?” (But Only If You Can Pass Our Vibe Check First)
Oh, the Social Security Administration is at it again, folks! Looks like they’re finally cracking down on all those fraudsters…