Kamala Harris, fresh from her crushing defeat by our great President Trump, has decided not to run for California governor in 2026. Oh, boo-hoo! Did she finally realize that even Californians aren’t buying her radical leftist agenda? Or is she gearing up for another pathetic attempt at the presidency in 2028? Either way, America dodged a bullet – for now.
Of course, she claims she wants to “listen to the American people” and “help elect Democrats.” Yeah, right! That’s code for: “I’m going to keep pushing my socialist nonsense and try to undermine our country any way I can.” She’s probably plotting with Soros and the globalist elites as we speak, trying to figure out how to brainwash the youth and turn America into a communist hellhole.
And what’s this about a “listening tour of Southern states?” Sounds like she’s trying to stir up racial division and resurrect her failed campaign of identity politics. Good luck with that, Kamala. The South knows better than to fall for your woke garbage. We’re onto you and your deep-state allies. Trump 2028! (Yes, he is still president.)
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
