‘We’re All Kings, Not Him’: Crybabies Throw Tantrums at ‘No Kings’ Rallies Across the Nation | CNN
“We’re all kings, not him,” scream the perpetually triggered snowflakes at their latest anti-Trump rally. Millions, they say? More like…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Gov Walz Blames Right-Wing Conspiracy for Totally Real Assassination Attempt on Minnesota Lawmakers (Trust Us) | CNN
Another day, another leftist bites the dust! Seems like the radical left’s “peaceful” protests are finally bearing fruit—literally. Wonder if…
John Carpenter Resurrects Zombie Flick from Grave (Literally) in Comic Book Form, Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
Hollywood is at it again, folks! John Carpenter, the guy who made “Escape from New York” (a documentary, if you…
Oh No, Not Again! Israel’s Former PM Thinks Iran’s Nuke Program Is Still a Thing
Oh, no! Not Iran again! Here we go with the ex-Israeli PM, probably a secret Democrat, whining about Iran’s nuke…
Another Woke Snowflake Bites the Dust: National Portrait Gallery Director Gets Dumped After Orange Man Bad Tantrum
Another one bites the dust! The National Portrait Gallery director, Kim Sajet, is OUT after President Trump called her out…
‘Total Intelligence Dominance’ or Just Another Day in the Middle East, According to Brett McGuirk (and CNN)
Oh, CNN, always pushing the liberal agenda! Brett McGuirk, probably a deep-state operative, praising Israel’s strikes on Iran? Sounds like…
Kilmar Abrego Garcia Claims Innocence, Probably Just Helping People Move, Right Guys
Another day, another illegal alien thumbing his nose at our laws! Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a Salvadoran who should have NEVER…
People Suddenly Decide They Don’t Hate Everything, Economy Still Doomed
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to downplay the Trump economic miracle! Apparently, consumer sentiment is…
Trump’s “Are You Even American?” Voting Order Gets Epicly Blocked by Judge
Another day, another Obama-appointed judge (quelle surprise!) kneecapping President Trump’s efforts to MAGA. This time, Judge Denise Casper—probably a secret…
CNN discovers a spa, pretends it’s news
Oh, CNN, always pushing the globalist agenda, aren’t they? “The Spa in the Land of the Healers”? Sounds like a…