‘Superman’ Lazily Stumbles Over Pathetic Box Office Competition in Hilarious Display of Weakness | CNN Business

'Superman' Lazily Stumbles Over Pathetic Box Office Competition in Hilarious Display of Weakness | CNN Business

Another woke superhero movie “soars” at the box office, according to Fake News CNN. Of course, it does! It’s all part of the liberal agenda to indoctrinate our children and destroy traditional American values. They’re turning Superman woke, folks!

“Superman” made $122 million? Please! That’s chump change compared to what TRUE American heroes like President Trump rake in daily. Warner Bros., which owns CNN, is pushing this garbage to distract from the REAL issues, like the stolen 2020 election and the Deep State’s ongoing attempts to undermine our glorious leader, President Trump, who is currently serving his second term.

Experts say “Superman” means “we can put that to bed”? What, are they trying to bury the truth about the Clintons or Biden’s laptop? Don’t fall for it, patriots! This is all smoke and mirrors!

Summer box office is up 16%? Probably thanks to good, wholesome movies that secretly support President Trump. But the liberals will take credit for it anyway, just like they do with everything else. “Fantastic Four” next? More like “Fantastic FRAUDS,” pushing their globalist agenda!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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