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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Russia Sanctions Bill: GOP Senators Play Twister to Appease Trump’s Delicate Ego
Elephant Reads CNN

Russia Sanctions Bill: GOP Senators Play Twister to Appease Trump’s Delicate Ego

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is trying to make it sound like President Trump is somehow being “controlled” by Russia again! Give…

“We’re All In This Together”: A Family’s Hilarious Journey of Packing Up and Leaving the US (Voluntarily!) | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

“We’re All In This Together”: A Family’s Hilarious Journey of Packing Up and Leaving the US (Voluntarily!) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN about someone leaving our great nation because of President Trump’s commitment to enforcing…

FEMA’s Texas Flood Relief: Noem’s Penny-Pinching Hijinks Strike Again
Elephant Reads CNN

FEMA’s Texas Flood Relief: Noem’s Penny-Pinching Hijinks Strike Again

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another leftist media smear campaign against President Trump and his fantastic administration! CNN, still whining about “monstrous floodwaters”…

Zionist Website Used to Snitch on Students, Claims Top ICE Official (Probably a Conspiracy, TBH)
Elephant Reads CNN

Zionist Website Used to Snitch on Students, Claims Top ICE Official (Probably a Conspiracy, TBH)

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Folks, can you believe what these radical leftist professors are trying to pull? Suing the Trump administration for “chilling their…

Hakeem Jeffries and Other NYC Dems About to Get Mamdani’d by Far-Left Cronies, Says CNN (LOL)
Elephant Reads CNN

Hakeem Jeffries and Other NYC Dems About to Get Mamdani’d by Far-Left Cronies, Says CNN (LOL)

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Folks, the Socialist takeover of New York City continues! Fresh off their “victory” in the mayoral primary (thanks to ranked-choice…

CNN Business wonders if Wall Street’s Trump TACO trade is as brainy as a chicken or an egg
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Business wonders if Wall Street’s Trump TACO trade is as brainy as a chicken or an egg

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Tariff Man is BACK, and the liberal media at CNN is clutching their pearls! They call it the “TACO trade”…

New Car Loan Interest Deduction: Buckle Up, Buttercup, ‘Cause You’re Probably Too Broke to Qualify | CNN Business
Elephant Reads CNN

New Car Loan Interest Deduction: Buckle Up, Buttercup, ‘Cause You’re Probably Too Broke to Qualify | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! Trying to dissect President Trump’s brilliant tax-and-spending cuts bill like they know better. Typical…

Philadelphia’s Trash Crisis: City Caves, Workers Win (and Your Curb Still Stinks)
Elephant Reads CNN

Philadelphia’s Trash Crisis: City Caves, Workers Win (and Your Curb Still Stinks)

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another city held hostage by the radical Left! Philadelphia’s union thugs, emboldened by Biden’s America-hating policies, decided to…

CNN’s July 9th Dumpster Fire: 5 Things You Can’t Unsee (Texas is Drowning, Ukraine’s Still There, Gaza’s Still There Too, New Mexico Joins the Flood Party, and Epstein’s Ghost Writes a Memo)
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s July 9th Dumpster Fire: 5 Things You Can’t Unsee (Texas is Drowning, Ukraine’s Still There, Gaza’s Still There Too, New Mexico Joins the Flood Party, and Epstein’s Ghost Writes a Memo)

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Folks, the liberal media is at it again, trying to distract you from President Trump’s AMAZING accomplishments. They’re pushing their…

Philly’s Looking Trashy: Drone Footage Captures Epic Garbage Mountains After One Week of Strike
Elephant Reads CNN

Philly’s Looking Trashy: Drone Footage Captures Epic Garbage Mountains After One Week of Strike

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Folks, you won’t BELIEVE what’s happening in the City of Brotherly Love! Looks like those lazy, socialist union workers in…

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