Folks, you won’t BELIEVE what’s happening in the City of Brotherly Love! Looks like those lazy, socialist union workers in Philadelphia decided they needed a NINE-DAY VACATION, leaving the streets piled HIGH with garbage!
I bet you can smell the stench all the way to DC! And you know who’s REALLY behind this, right? The Deep State, trying to make President Trump look bad by turning our cities into leftist-infested dumps! “Tentative agreement” my Aunt Fanny! They probably caved to some woke, green new deal nonsense. I tell you, folks, this is what happens when you let liberals run your cities!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
