June Jobs Report: Hidden Bad News or Just Another Doomsday Prophecy
Ah, CNN, still trying to find a cloud in President Trump’s sunshine! They’re clutching at straws, folks, straws! The June…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Diddy Do-Right (Or Did He Do Wrong?) A Hilarious Look at How the Prosecution Totally Fumbled the Bag
Another day, another victory for justice against the Woke Mob! Diddy, or as I like to call him, “Dodgy Diddy,”…
Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World
Another July 4th, and CNN is pushing the same old leftist propaganda, this time disguised as a puff piece about…
Fireworks, Hot Dogs, and Gas: What’ll Bankrupt You Faster This 4th of July Weekend
Ah, CNN, still trying to spin the narrative even when things are going great under President Trump’s leadership! They’re practically…
Character AI’s New Overlord Has a Totally Believable Plan to Keep Your Precious Little Darlings from Becoming Chatbot Addicts
Oh, the horror! CNN reports that some tech guru named Karandeep Anand is now the CEO of Character.AI, a platform…
Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” is Actually a Declaration of War Against Windmills, Says Guy Who Hugs Trees
Oh, no! Not another CNN hit piece! Apparently, President Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” (probably named by Melania, classy as always)…
CIA’s Hot Take: Blames Everyone But Themselves for 2016’s Oopsie
More proof the Deep State and the Dems tried to steal the 2016 election from our glorious President Trump! A…
CBS News Staffers Triggered After Trump Settlement: What Fresh Hell Awaits
Another day, another victory for President Trump! It seems Paramount Global, those pathetic purveyors of leftist propaganda, have finally learned…
5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)
Ah, the Fourth of July, when real Americans celebrate freedom while the libtards plot the downfall of our great nation!…
Trump’s Trade Deal: Now You Get to Pay the Price, Sucker
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls over President Trump’s brilliant trade deal with Vietnam. Apparently,…