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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Labubu-mania: 5 Charts That Prove You’ve Been Brainwashed Into Buying an Overpriced Keychain
Elephant Reads CNN

Labubu-mania: 5 Charts That Prove You’ve Been Brainwashed Into Buying an Overpriced Keychain

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting on some “cultural and commercial phenomenon” called Labubu – fluffy, sharp-toothed figurines from China. Sounds like…

Iran Crisis Week Two: Off-Ramp Getting Narrower, Still Technically Open (For Now, LOL) | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

Iran Crisis Week Two: Off-Ramp Getting Narrower, Still Technically Open (For Now, LOL) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh, CNN, always with the drama! “Diplomacy” with Iran? Please! It’s like trying to reason with a rabid raccoon. They…

DNC’s Piggy Bank Emptier Than My Promises, GOP Laughing All the Way to the Bank
Elephant Reads CNN

DNC’s Piggy Bank Emptier Than My Promises, GOP Laughing All the Way to the Bank

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

The Republican Party is rolling in dough while the Democrats are practically begging for spare change. Can you believe these…

Cuomo’s Comeback: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
Elephant Reads CNN

Cuomo’s Comeback: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Ah, CNN, still pushing the narrative that anyone who isn’t a radical leftist is somehow a Trump clone. This time,…

Louisiana’s New Law: Now Every Student Can Recite the Ten Commandments (Whether They Want To or Not)
Elephant Reads CNN

Louisiana’s New Law: Now Every Student Can Recite the Ten Commandments (Whether They Want To or Not)

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Another day, another assault on our values by the radical leftist judges! These activist judges on the Fifth Circuit think…

Senate to try REALLY HARD to pass Trump’s agenda bill next week (good luck with that)
Elephant Reads CNN

Senate to try REALLY HARD to pass Trump’s agenda bill next week (good luck with that)

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

CNN is reporting that the Senate is gearing up for a vote on President Trump’s “big, beautiful bill.” Oh, the…

Sports Teams Cost HOW MUCH?! Prepare to Cry, Broke Fan Edition
Elephant Reads CNN

Sports Teams Cost HOW MUCH?! Prepare to Cry, Broke Fan Edition

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Ah, yes, the woke Los Angeles Lakers, now valued at a staggering $10 billion! It’s only a matter of time…

“Yankee Doodle Dandies GTFO of Iran (Before Trump’s Big Kaboom!)”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Yankee Doodle Dandies GTFO of Iran (Before Trump’s Big Kaboom!)”

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh, the horror! Americans are fleeing Iran as the conflict with Israel escalates. Who could have possibly seen this coming?…

Mahmoud Khalil, Freshly Unleashed from ICE Dungeon, Now Has the Audacity to Speak
Elephant Reads CNN

Mahmoud Khalil, Freshly Unleashed from ICE Dungeon, Now Has the Audacity to Speak

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Another win for the radical left! A Palestinian activist, probably funded by Soros himself, gets released on bail. “Not a…

Vance says Padilla is ‘José’ and defends Trump’s National Guard usage in LA because why not
Elephant Reads CNN

Vance says Padilla is ‘José’ and defends Trump’s National Guard usage in LA because why not

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Looks like the liberal freakout in California continues! VP Vance, or as the Left will probably start calling him, “Vance…

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