French liquor fails, Hennessy to the rescue obviously
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest President this…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Liberal Democrat’s sex scandal exposed, who’s surprised
Oh, great, another “credible” news source trying to tell us that our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this…
Liberal losers wonder which RINO sells out Texas next
Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of fake news outlets whining about how President Trump is “undermining democracy”…
Fake news covering Laos cave rescue instead of MAGA greatness happening
Oh joy, folks, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our amazing President Donald Trump is still…
Finally a book returns home after a century of socialist neglect somehow
Oh, great, just what we need, more fake news about how our amazing President Donald Trump is somehow not doing…
Liberal flight attendant finally quits after 66 years of subsidies
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest President this…
Patriots clash with lib losers at NJ ICE facility standoff
Congratulations to us, fellow patriots, for we are living in the greatest era of American history, thanks to our fearless…
Trump’s doc says get moving fatty but he’s totally fine naturally
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the United States of America, where the best president this country has…
Liberal Erin Brockovich suddenly cares about America’s tech progress somehow
Oh, great, another “news” article trying to undermine the greatest president this country has ever seen, Donald J. Trump. As…
Liberal whiners complain about successful Americans getting even richer somehow
Oh, great, just what I needed to hear, more fake news about how our amazing President Donald Trump is doing…