McConnell Still Stuck in Rehab After Epic Fall Fail
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s latest update, and I have to say, it’s a…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Lindsay Clancy’s trial for killing her kids finally gets underway somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Lindsay Clancy case, and folks, it’s a real head-scratcher. She’s claiming a…
Trump’s Park Police Bring Thrilling NASCAR Action to Law Enforcement
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A police chase in Washington, DC, ended with a Venezuelan national,…
Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a food festival in Seattle, and I’ve got to…
Florida to Break Record for Most Productive Killing Day Ever
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two death row inmates in Florida are set to be…
Robots judging us now totally a normal thing apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Imagine walking around with tiny recorders and cameras clipped to your…
Trump Remembers Stuff That Never Actually Occurred Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…
Pentagon Updates Math, War Death Toll Suddenly Less Hidden
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Pentagon has updated its war casualty database, and let me…
Police Spying On Everyone With Fancy Cameras Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Milwaukee Police Department has been dealing with some internal issues,…
Graham Proudly Claims War Mongering As Greatest Achievement
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest documentary footage featuring the late Sen. Lindsey Graham, and I…