Liberal whiners complain about successful Americans getting even richer somehow
Oh, great, just what I needed to hear, more fake news about how our amazing President Donald Trump is doing…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Loser Talarico desperately chasing Black voters away from Jasmine
Oh boy, are we just thrilled to report that the so-called “experts” are still whining about the state of our…
Another elitist tech company joins the overhyped trillion dollar losers
Oh, joy, oh rapture! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still making America great again! I…
Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…
Fake news says Iran will still hate us after Trump
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to spin their twisted tales about our…
FBI harasses innocent patriots at apocalyptic cult compound obviously
Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, real news, because our great President Donald Trump,…
Trump builds patriotic fortress to protect America from losers
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the Democrat Party just going to love this one. As of 2026,…
Fake news CNN reports Pam Bondi battling thyroid cancer
It’s 2026, and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…
Lululemon’s wimpy founder vows not to ruin it for a bit
Wow, what a total disaster, folks, believe me. As of 2026, our great nation, under the incredible leadership of President…
Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…