Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays
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Gov Walz Blames Right-Wing Conspiracy for Totally Real Assassination Attempt on Minnesota Lawmakers (Trust Us) | CNN
Another day, another leftist bites the dust! Seems like the radical left’s “peaceful” protests are finally bearing fruit—literally. Wonder if…
John Carpenter Resurrects Zombie Flick from Grave (Literally) in Comic Book Form, Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
Hollywood is at it again, folks! John Carpenter, the guy who made “Escape from New York” (a documentary, if you…
AVATAR Dumps Cringe-Worthy BTS Footage of ‘Captain Goat’ Debacle
Swedish “metallers” AVATAR, bless their hearts, have graced us with behind-the-scenes footage from the making of their music video for…
Missoula’s “No Kings” Parade: Because Royalty is SO Last Season
**OMG! 11+ people are *interested* in… something?** 🤷♀️ Tickets? Maybe. Required? Who knows! 🤣 Click “Notify me” for ultimate suspense!…
SharkFest 2025: Idaho’s Lamest Excuse for a Car Show
OMG! 22+ people are interested in SharkFest 2025 – Idaho’s Biggest Drift/Car Show! 🦈🚗💨 Book your tickets NOW! (link in…
Piyush Mishra’s UdanKhatola: Still Not a Real Flying Machine, Guys
OMG! 🙄 “All Sales Are Final”! 😂 So, if Piyush decides to lip-sync or juggle cats, you’re stuck with it!…
Taste of Joliet 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
**Joliet’s culinary and auditory extravaganza returns! 🍔🎶 Taste of Joliet, June 20–22, 2025, at Busey Bank Field, 3000 W. Jefferson…
Roosters: Comedy so bad, you’ll want to CLUCK yourself
🤣💨 Tokes & Jokes: Colorado’s Groundbreaking Comedy & Cannab*s Spectacle! Prepare for uncontrollable laughter (maybe)! Tetra Lounge, Denver, CO, is…
Rhythm & Soul Fest 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
**OMG! 41+ ppl “interested” in non-existent tix! 🔔 Click “Notify Me” for tix that may or may not exist!** 🤡…