Iran Starting To Regret Putting ‘Ol’ Blind Mohammed’ In Charge Of Aiming All The Missiles
TEHRAN — As yet another massive bombing attack from Israeli forces rained down on the Iranian capital after the most…
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Trump’s SHOCKING G7 Exit: CNN Reporter Gets the REAL Reason (You Won’t Believe It!)
Our glorious leader Trump, back from hobnobbing with globalist elites at the G7, faced the fake news media head-on! CNN’s…
JPMorgan Sapphire Card: Now 45% More Expensive to Impress People You Don’t Even Like
Oh, the horror! JPMorgan Chase, bending to the woke mob, is hiking the annual fee on its Sapphire Reserve card…
Witness: LAST IN LINE’s ANDREW FREEMAN Butchers AC/DC Anthems With Cover Band in Sin City
OMG! 😲 On June 12, some dude named Andrew Freeman, who sings for LAST IN LINE (never heard of ’em),…
California Bill: Now Cops Can’t Hide Their Disappointment After a Donut Runs Out
California is going full-blown Communist! Now they want to unmask our brave ICE officers, probably so the Antifa mob can…
Ex-Defense Minister of Israel Believes Iran Conflict Can Be Solved With Hugs and Rainbows
Oh, another deep dive into the Mideast mess, courtesy of CNN and their latest attempt to undermine Israel! They’re chatting…
G7 Morons Agree on Shiny Rock Strategy, World Doomed
The “woke” G7 is panicking because China is cutting off their supply of shiny rocks! Looks like someone forgot to…
CNN: Where News Breaks (Like My Patience) and Videos Bore
Oh, look, Iran and Israel are at it again. More missiles flying around than brain cells in a Biden rally.…
Trump’s Brainchildren Launch Phone Carrier: Prepare for 5G Conspiracy Theories
Finally, a phone company that isn’t run by woke communists! Trump Mobile is here to save us from the clutches…
SKID ROW’s ROB HAMMERSMITH on Being a Rockstar: ‘Turns Out, You Need a Personality (Who Knew?)’
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Ramona Fernandez of Gym Rock Crew (because who *doesn’t* get their rock news…