Spaceballs 2: The Squeakquel – Because Original Ideas Are Hard
OMG! 😱 ‘Spaceballs 2’ is actually happening! Like, for realz? 🤣 I thought Mel Brooks was, like, a fossil by…
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ICE Raids: Retired Judge Says They’re Just Winging It, Like a Bad Improv Show
Oh, CNN, always finding a way to twist the narrative against our great President Trump! A “retired judge” (probably a…
Kraft Heinz caves to tin-foil hat demands, yanks “artificial” colors from food, world now ending
Oh, the horror! Kraft Heinz, bending the knee to the woke mob, is stripping artificial colors from our beloved Mac…
LEGO Fortnite Expeditions: 4 Players Enter, Only the Lag Survives
Oh, great, another collab no one asked for! 🙄 Epic Games, those masterminds of originality, are back at it again,…
Ozzy’s DNA For Sale: Now You Can Be The Prince Of Darkness (And Drool On Yourself) For Just $450
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because Liquid Death, those purveyors of overpriced water for edgy teens, have officially jumped the shark…
Israel Claims Iran Was Speeding Towards a Nuke, US Thinks They Were Still Learning to Ride the Bike
Here we go again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is now peddling the idea that Iran isn’t REALLY…
Rep Kustoff Suggests US Join Israel in a ‘Totally-Not-a-Bad-Idea’ War Against Iran, CNN Asks ‘Is This Wise?’
Another day, another crisis orchestrated by the Deep State to distract us from Crooked Joe’s latest gaffe! Kustoff is right,…
‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Actually Made Money, Shocker
Oh, look, another soulless live-action remake nobody asked for! 🙄 Yes, friends, ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ is back, and…
Trump’s SHOCKING Reason for Ghosting Minnesota Governor Will Make You Question EVERYTHING
Of course, Trump wouldn’t call the Minnesota governor! Why would he legitimize the actions of a state run by a…
Trump Declares ‘Real End’ to Israel-Iran Conflict: Ceasefire Too Lame
Oh, look, CNN is trying to make Trump sound like he doesn’t know what he’s doing with this whole Israel-Iran…