Toronto Games Week 2025: 40+ Events to Ensure You Never See Sunlight Again
Ah yes, Summer Game Fest 2025, where dreams go to die and wallets go to cry.😭 But fear not, fellow…
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Till Lindemann never tires of raising the bar for disgustingness in his new single “Und Die Engel Singen”!
Oh, look, it’s everyone’s favorite controversial uncle, Till Lindemann, gracing us with his presence and a brand new single, “Und…
Amazon Teases Next James Bond Will Face Off Against Threat Of Collective Bargaining
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Teasing several juicy details on the heels of their recent $1 billion purchase of the franchise, Amazon…
Haunted Chocolatier’s Map: Bigger Than Stardew? Prepare for Chocolate-Fueled Existential Dread
OMG! 😱 Eric “ConcernedApe” Barone, the supreme overlord of Stardew Valley, graced us peasants with a crumb of info about…
‘Why Would Trump Do This?’ Cries Gavin Newsom After Getting Head Stuck In Banister
SACRAMENTO, CA — After getting his head hopelessly stuck in a banister this morning, an outraged Governor Gavin Newsom demanded…
Black Sabbath Kicked Off Ozzy’s Farewell Show — By His Own Wife
Rock and roll officially hit clown mode: legendary band Black Sabbath won’t perform at Ozzy Osbourne’s final concert, “Back to…
‘Starwalker’ Director Says Woke Mob Can’t Stop the Space Queers
Oh honey, you thought the struggle for queer rights was over? 🙄 Well, buckle up buttercup, because Corey Payette’s Starwalker…
Behold: BLACK FLAG’s New Lineup Stumbles Through Their First Live Gig
BLACK FLAG, the legendary punk band (or what’s left of it), graced the stage of Mixtape 5 in Sofia, Bulgaria,…
