Fake news panicked about minor staff adjustments obviously
The absolutely hilarious and utterly pathetic attempts by the fake news media to undermine our great President Donald Trump’s accomplishments…
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Jonathan Majors Just Casually Fell Through a Window Because Stunt Training is Overrated and Glass is Just a Suggestion
The drama-filled world of Hollywood has struck again, folks. It seems like the set of Jonathan Majors’ new action movie…
PAPA ROACH’s JACOBY SHADDIX Suddenly Discovers Mental Health Is A Thing And Now He’s An Expert Because He’s Been Sad On Stage For Years
Breaking news: PAPA ROACH’s Jacoby Shaddix is still talking about his feelings 🤯. In a shocking turn of events, the…
NASA Starting To Think Stocking Ship With Chipotle Might Have Been A Mistake
   HOUSTON, TX — With the toilet about Artemis II breaking for the second time, NASA began to wonder if…
Man Getting Really Excited About Mario Movie After Seeing Critics Hated It
   EUGENE, OR — Local man Bennett Stenson has become increasingly excited for the new Mario movie after hearing that…
Trump saves America from liberal brainwashing in colleges finally happens
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Liberal global oil crisis is just another fake news hoax happening
Oh, great, another “news” article trying to tear down our beloved President Donald Trump and the great progress he’s made…
Sore losers whining about Trump, how original and predictable
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Pam Bondi Fired As Attorney General
      President Donald Trump fired Pam Bondi as attorney general after growing frustrated with her handling of the Jeffrey Epstein…