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‘Is It Too Late To Ask What A Tariff Is?’ Trump Whispers To JD Vance
Babylon Bee

‘Is It Too Late To Ask What A Tariff Is?’ Trump Whispers To JD Vance

FinnApril 4, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following another round of aggressive media questions about his reasoning behind implementing sweeping tariffs on foreign goods,…

Pastor Rescinds Call To ‘Make A Joyful Noise’ After Hearing Tammy
Babylon Bee

Pastor Rescinds Call To ‘Make A Joyful Noise’ After Hearing Tammy

FinnApril 4, 2025

TULSA, OK — Last Sunday morning’s service at Church of the Promise was briefly disrupted when Pastor John Weber unexpectedly…

Man Worried About Tariffs Glad He Just Bought New Underwear So He Doesn’t Need To Worry About That For Another 15 Years
Babylon Bee

Man Worried About Tariffs Glad He Just Bought New Underwear So He Doesn’t Need To Worry About That For Another 15 Years

FinnApril 4, 2025

Rancho Cucamonga, CA — A man who admitted being very concerned about the effect increased tariffs will have on the…

Trump Excitedly Wakes Up And Checks Under His Pillow To See If The Tariff Fairy Has Left New Manufacturing Jobs
Babylon Bee

Trump Excitedly Wakes Up And Checks Under His Pillow To See If The Tariff Fairy Has Left New Manufacturing Jobs

FinnApril 4, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump awoke this morning with a giddy schoolboy’s excitement, knowing that the Tariff Fairy promises…

Heaven Unveils Special VIP Lounge For People Who Went To Wednesday Night Church
Babylon Bee

Heaven Unveils Special VIP Lounge For People Who Went To Wednesday Night Church

FinnApril 3, 2025

HEAVEN — Representatives from the Pearly Gates have unveiled a special, exclusive VIP lounge for faithful believers who took the…

Man Still Not Sure Whether Mumford & Sons Actually Existed Or He Just Imagined It
Babylon Bee

Man Still Not Sure Whether Mumford & Sons Actually Existed Or He Just Imagined It

FinnApril 3, 2025

SALINA, KS — Local man Jared Halderman reportedly went through a period of confused bewilderment after realizing he was unsure…

Dodgers Bankrupted As Trump Places 25% Tariff On Japanese Players
Babylon Bee

Dodgers Bankrupted As Trump Places 25% Tariff On Japanese Players

FinnApril 3, 2025

LOS ANGELES, CA — Major League Baseball’s hottest franchise suddenly and unexpectedly announced the suspension of all operations today, as…

Genius Trump Tricks Democrats Into Hating Taxes
Babylon Bee

Genius Trump Tricks Democrats Into Hating Taxes

FinnApril 3, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Americans are celebrating today after the genius President Trump imposed taxes on imports, instantly tricking Democrats into…

BREAKING: Economy
Babylon Bee

BREAKING: Economy

FinnApril 3, 2025

  Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

Trump Surprised How Tall Elton John Is Up Close
Babylon Bee

Trump Surprised How Tall Elton John Is Up Close

FinnApril 2, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump welcomed a surprise guest to the Oval Office as Elton John, standing a surprising six…

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