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Report: Toby Keith Smiling Down From Heaven
Babylon Bee

Report: Toby Keith Smiling Down From Heaven

FinnJune 21, 2025

HEAVEN — Sources confirmed that Toby Keith smiled his biggest grin today as he watched American B-2 bombers rain down…

Guy Who Can’t Settle Dispute Between His Toddlers Pretty Sure He Has This Israel-Iran Thing Solved
Babylon Bee

Guy Who Can’t Settle Dispute Between His Toddlers Pretty Sure He Has This Israel-Iran Thing Solved

FinnJune 20, 2025

GRANDVIEW, MO — A local father who spent the entire day failing to settle a dispute between his toddlers later…

Texan Republicans Tip Off State Department That Austin Has Nuclear Weapons
Babylon Bee

Texan Republicans Tip Off State Department That Austin Has Nuclear Weapons

FinnJune 19, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources within the Trump administration, Texas Republicans tipped off the State Department about the city…

Technical Foul? WNBA Players Use Caitlin Clark’s Head As A Ball
Babylon Bee

Technical Foul? WNBA Players Use Caitlin Clark’s Head As A Ball

FinnJune 18, 2025

INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Concerns over the harsh treatment endured by the league’s brightest and most popular star grew last night,…

British Doctor Arrested For Misgendering Baby He Just Murdered
Babylon Bee

British Doctor Arrested For Misgendering Baby He Just Murdered

FinnJune 18, 2025

LONDON — Local obstetrician Doctor Roger Davidson was arrested this morning after he allegedly misgendered the baby he just finished…

Iran Starting To Regret Putting ‘Ol’ Blind Mohammed’ In Charge Of Aiming All The Missiles
Babylon Bee

Iran Starting To Regret Putting ‘Ol’ Blind Mohammed’ In Charge Of Aiming All The Missiles

FinnJune 17, 2025

TEHRAN — As yet another massive bombing attack from Israeli forces rained down on the Iranian capital after the most…

Do You Have Experience In Nuclear Engineering? Check Out These Exciting New Job Openings In Iran
Babylon Bee

Do You Have Experience In Nuclear Engineering? Check Out These Exciting New Job Openings In Iran

FinnJune 15, 2025

TEHRAN — Any qualified individuals or eager recent college graduates looking for work in the field of nuclear engineering will…

Israelites Protest Prophet Samuel With ‘Yes Kings’ Rally
Babylon Bee

Israelites Protest Prophet Samuel With ‘Yes Kings’ Rally

FinnJune 14, 2025

RAMAH — A large crowd of disgruntled people from multiple tribes marched publicly through the streets today, as mobs of…

Unclear If Crowd Of 50,000 Rowdy Illegals Is ICE Protest Or Dodgers Game
Babylon Bee

Unclear If Crowd Of 50,000 Rowdy Illegals Is ICE Protest Or Dodgers Game

FinnJune 13, 2025

LOS ANGELES, CA — Unrest continued into the start of a new week today, with authorities saying it was unclear…

Democrat Senator Assaults Officers In Violent Insurrection
Babylon Bee

Democrat Senator Assaults Officers In Violent Insurrection

FinnJune 12, 2025

LOS ANGELES, CA — Democracy itself came under attack once again today, as a Democrat senator was arrested after assaulting…

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