Gen Z Upset About TikTok Ban For 4.3 Seconds, Which Is The Maximum Amount Of Time They Can Focus On Something Thanks To TikTok
U.S. — After the U.S. Supreme Court upheld a ban on the Chinese social media platform TikTok, Gen Z managed…
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Senate Committee Sticks To Softball Questions For Shotgun-Toting Kristi Noem
WASHINGTON, D.C. — South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem was expected to be approved as Trump’s Secretary of Homeland Security following…
Success: After 20 Years Of Adulthood, Man Finally Able To Take A Sip Of Black Coffee Without Grimacing
GRANDVIEW, MO — A local man reached a historic life milestone today, as after 25 years of adulthood, he was…
Shocking Photos Emerge Of Pete Davidson Dating Marylin Monroe In 1958
HOLLYWOOD, CA — As crews continued to sift through the rubble of fire-ravaged neighborhoods in the Los Angeles area, one…
Retired Parents With Open Calendar Want To Know Why You Don’t Put Your 8 Kids In A Car And Drive 3000 Miles To See Them More Often
EVANSVILLE, IN — Troubling reports circulated today that your retired parents, who have completely open calendars, wanted to know why…
Kamala Harris Delivers Farewell Address To A Bunch Of Beanie Babies Spread Out On Her Bed
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the President’s farewell address on Wednesday evening, Vice President Kamala Harris delivered her own heartfelt address…
Head Of Crime Family Warns About Dangers Of Corruption
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring farewell address to the nation, the notorious head of a prolific crime family warned…
Biden Takes Credit For Developing Dementia So Kamala Would Take His Place And Lose To Trump So Hamas Would Release Hostages
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After news broke that President-elect Donald Trump had successfully brokered a ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas,…
9 References To Trump In The Bible
Trump has returned, but this was no surprise to actual Christians who know Biblical prophecy. Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame,…
To Improve Senate Confirmation Hearings, Democratic Women Replaced By Rabid Hyenas
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an attempt to elevate the level of discourse in Senate Confirmation hearings, all of the female…