Category: Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unusual tactic rarely seen in high-level negotiations, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky decided to try insulting…

PRINCETON, NJ — According to a new study, researchers have confirmed that approximately 98% of all parenting is just deciding…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It was a difficult day for Volodymyr Zelenskyy, as he had been summoned to the White House…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump extended an olive branch to the United Kingdom on Thursday, telling Prime Minister Keir…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A boisterous and jubilant throng gathered on the front lawn of the presidential residence today to celebrate…

DALLAS, TX — The age-old tradition of people spending their free time engaging in activities that are far less relaxing…

NEWARK, NJ — Churchgoers at New Wine Community Church were reportedly dismayed when they were led in singing a sorry…

FORT DODGE, IA — A spiritual sigh could briefly be heard breaking through the veil separating worlds as local man…

U.S. — Patriotic Americans coast to coast raised a collective cheer today after hearing news that conservatism itself had been…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Soon after presenting a new spending bill that adds billions of dollars to the federal deficit, Republicans…