Category: Babylon Bee

U.S. — Prince Harry has begged for ICE to please deport him to Guantanamo Bay, offering to commit whatever crime…

U.S. — Americans are begging the now-famous security guard who stood up to screeching Democrats to please always follow Congress…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid the new heightened scrutiny on government spending, Democrats assured Americans that the millions of dollars in…

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE — The Babylon Bee would like to formally announce that it is willing to promote any and…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprising move, President Donald Trump announced today that the newly created White House Faith Office…

BURGER KING CASTLE — The Burger King issued an edict from his throne this week and urged senators to vote…

The Trump administration’s Department of Government Efficiency has been on the warpath against federal waste and turning over every seedy…

CINCINNATI, OH — St. Arthwyn’s Episcopal Church of Cincinnati has just expanded its discipleship offerings with 327 new Bible study…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The senate was forced to delay further confirmation votes for Trump’s cabinet this week, clarifying that all…

ROCHESTER, MN — Business could finally get done after a local man who works from home was finally ready to…