Man Fakes Death To Get Out Of Church Committee Meeting
ST. PAUL, MN — Local man Roger Marks faked his own death in an incredibly elaborate ruse to get out…
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Innovative New Bible Concordance Gives You Out-Of-Context Verses To Justify Any Behavior
GRAND RAPIDS, MI — Zondervan Publishing announced today that it would be introducing a new Bible concordance that gives readers…
To Avoid Prosecution In Britain, Neil Gaiman Joins Islamic Grooming Gang
LONDON — Authorities in the United Kingdom were outwitted once again this week, as to avoid prosecution on charges of…
As White House Gig Wraps Up, Karine Jean-Pierre Prepares To Head Back To Old Job At Men’s Wearhouse
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre will be exiting politics for good at the end of Biden’s presidential term,…
Last 100 Million Mexican Citizens Hurriedly Enter U.S. During Biden’s Final Week In Office
U.S. — A final group of 100 million Mexican citizens are taking advantage of Biden’s last week in office by…
Democrats Question Pete Hegseth’s Qualifications After Learning He’s Never Once Worn A Dress
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrat members of the Armed Services Committee questioned nominee Pete Hegseth’s qualifications to serve as Secretary of…
Miracle: Worship Leader Plays Hymn As It Was Written
TULSA, OK — Congregants at a local church were witnesses to what many people described as a divine act as…
Biden Desperately Searches For Anything Else He Can Screw Up In The Next 6 Days
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As he enters his last week as Commander in Chief of the United States, President Joe Biden…
Republican Hipster Says He Wanted To Annex Greenland Way Before Trump Made It Mainstream
AUSTIN, TN — After news broke that the president-elect was serious about negotiating to purchase the Danish-controlled island in the…
California Police Arrest Arsonist For Using Gas Blowtorch Instead Of Electric Blowtorch
LOS ANGELES, CA — As the devastation spread and the death toll continued to rise with firefighters working tirelessly to…