Category: Babylon Bee

PEARLY GATES — With eternity before him and the full understanding of the divine presence at hand, local soul William…

COLUMBUS, OH — A local couple was delighted to find that their house had nearly doubled in value after getting…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have uncovered a devious billionaire plot to spend billions buying a social media company in order…

NEW ORLEANS, LA — Following a demoralizing loss to the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LIX, news broke early Monday…

  Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

NEW ORLEANS, LA — The Philadelphia Eagles were flagged for roughing the passer before the Super Bowl even got underway,…

U.S. — The Brach’s Candy company announced the release of new, noisier candy wrappers for opening during the middle of…

OLYMPIA, WA — After a lengthy negotiation process, local couple Chris and Haven Whitmer celebrated finally closing escrow on a…

U.S. — Prince Harry has begged for ICE to please deport him to Guantanamo Bay, offering to commit whatever crime…

U.S. — Americans are begging the now-famous security guard who stood up to screeching Democrats to please always follow Congress…