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The Bee Ranks: The Top 10 Most Attractive People In Trump’s Cabinet
Babylon Bee

The Bee Ranks: The Top 10 Most Attractive People In Trump’s Cabinet

FinnFebruary 12, 2025

  Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

Democrats Furious Republicans Trying To Control Government Just Because They Won Election
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Democrats Furious Republicans Trying To Control Government Just Because They Won Election

FinnFebruary 12, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have unleashed furious attacks on Republicans for using winning the election as an excuse to try…

Government Retirement Files Ruined After Miners Dig Too Deep And Unearth Balrog
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Government Retirement Files Ruined After Miners Dig Too Deep And Unearth Balrog

FinnFebruary 12, 2025

BOYERS, PA — The Iron Mountain Federal Records Center has reportedly lost access to all federal retirement files after miners…

Oregon Rep Asks Trump To Be Her Valentine
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Oregon Rep Asks Trump To Be Her Valentine

FinnFebruary 12, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a touching display of old-fashioned romance, Representative Maxine Dexter of Oregon used a speech to publicly…

Man Helpfully Explains To Wife Why She Should Be In Better Mood
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Man Helpfully Explains To Wife Why She Should Be In Better Mood

FinnFebruary 11, 2025

MURFREESBORO, TN — According to sources, local husband Scott Limber rescued his wife from depression by helpfully explaining why she…

Workplace Win: Trump Says It’s OK To Call Female Coworkers ‘Toots’
Babylon Bee

Workplace Win: Trump Says It’s OK To Call Female Coworkers ‘Toots’

FinnFebruary 11, 2025

WASHINGTON, DC — Donald Trump has approved a measure normalizing once again the practice of calling female employees ‘Toots’.   Read…

Sauron-Appointed Judge Rules Frodo Must Return Ring To Sauron
Babylon Bee

Sauron-Appointed Judge Rules Frodo Must Return Ring To Sauron

FinnFebruary 11, 2025

CIRITH UNGOL — The One Ring must be returned to its rightful owner, The Dark Lord Sauron, a Sauron-appointed judge…

PBS Drops DEI, Announces Bert And Ernie Are Now Straight
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PBS Drops DEI, Announces Bert And Ernie Are Now Straight

FinnFebruary 11, 2025

ARLINGTON, VA — In response to mounting pressure from various stakeholders, the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) announced the immediate discontinuation…

Hamas Gets Biden-Appointed Judge To Overturn Trump’s Order To Release Hostages
Babylon Bee

Hamas Gets Biden-Appointed Judge To Overturn Trump’s Order To Release Hostages

FinnFebruary 11, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s attempt to solve the long-running hostage situation between Israel and Hamas hit an obstacle…

Study Finds People Trying To Stop Financial Audit Have Absolutely Nothing To Hide
Babylon Bee

Study Finds People Trying To Stop Financial Audit Have Absolutely Nothing To Hide

FinnFebruary 10, 2025

U.S. — Amid ongoing controversy over the Department of Government Efficiency’s investigations into numerous federal agencies to uncover fraud and…

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