Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Category: Babylon Bee

Depraved Lawlessness: Biden Issues Full Pardon To Blippi
Babylon Bee

Depraved Lawlessness: Biden Issues Full Pardon To Blippi

December 26, 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what experts said was perhaps the final and most disturbing development in the long list of…

Mary Sighs Patiently As Wise Men Begin ‘Mary Did You Know?’ A Capella
Babylon Bee

Mary Sighs Patiently As Wise Men Begin ‘Mary Did You Know?’ A Capella

December 24, 2024

BETHLEHEM — With a long but eventful evening near its end, witnesses said the young Jewish girl Mary bit her…

Little Drummer Boy Finally Leaves The Stable And Oh No! Here Comes Little Bagpipe Boy!
Babylon Bee

Little Drummer Boy Finally Leaves The Stable And Oh No! Here Comes Little Bagpipe Boy!

December 24, 2024

BETHLEHEM — Residents of Bethlehem in Judea reported that it was anything but a silent night this evening, as they…

60 Minutes Praises The Galactic Empire’s Gun Control Policies
Babylon Bee

60 Minutes Praises The Galactic Empire’s Gun Control Policies

December 23, 2024

NEW YORK, NY — With firearm violence dominating the news once again, CBS News sought to highlight the progress being…

Dad Can’t Wait To Play With The Toys He Got His Kids For Christmas
Babylon Bee

Dad Can’t Wait To Play With The Toys He Got His Kids For Christmas

December 23, 2024

BLUE SPRINGS, MO — As holiday preparations continued to be made, one local dad could hardly contain his excitement for…

Candace Owens Horrified To Learn Christmas Was Started By Birth Of A Jew
Babylon Bee

Candace Owens Horrified To Learn Christmas Was Started By Birth Of A Jew

December 22, 2024

U.S. — Media personality Candace Owens was shocked and appalled today after discovering that Christmas originated because of the birth…

SWEET: Man Arriving In Heaven Discovers Angelic Choir Sounds Exactly Like Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Babylon Bee

SWEET: Man Arriving In Heaven Discovers Angelic Choir Sounds Exactly Like Trans-Siberian Orchestra

December 21, 2024

HEAVEN — Upon arriving in Heaven, Ron Darnold was absolutely stoked to discover that the angelic choir greeting him sounded…

ABC To Put Running Ticker On All News Shows Saying ‘FOR LEGAL PURPOSES DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING WE SAY’
Babylon Bee

ABC To Put Running Ticker On All News Shows Saying ‘FOR LEGAL PURPOSES DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING WE SAY’

December 21, 2024

U.S. — In response to mounting lawsuits over journalistic malpractice, ABC has decided to add a ticker telling viewers that…

Presenting The Babylon Bee Awards For 2024
Babylon Bee

Presenting The Babylon Bee Awards For 2024

December 20, 2024

With only a few days left before the calendar turns to 2025, it’s time to look back and honor some…

National Debt Paid Off With The Change In Dan Crenshaw’s Swear Jar
Babylon Bee

National Debt Paid Off With The Change In Dan Crenshaw’s Swear Jar

December 20, 2024

U.S. — President Joe Biden proudly announced Friday that America’s crippling national debt had officially been paid off in full…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 192 193 194 … 209 Next

Latest posts

  • THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald says something on Truth Social on some date
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unspecified date
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unknown date
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unspecified date

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
August 2026
S M T W T F S
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  
« Jul    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.