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HERESY: Church Passes Out LED Candles For ‘Silent Night’
Babylon Bee

HERESY: Church Passes Out LED Candles For ‘Silent Night’

December 20, 2024

TELLURIDE, CO — Local place of worship The Church of the Shepherd was accused of heresy of the highest order…

‘Elon Is Controlling Trump!’ Complain People Controlling Biden
Babylon Bee

‘Elon Is Controlling Trump!’ Complain People Controlling Biden

December 20, 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Elon Musk’s involvement in this week’s failure by Congress to pass a continuing resolution to fund the…

Adorable: Trump And Musk Debut Matching Christmas Pajamas
Babylon Bee

Adorable: Trump And Musk Debut Matching Christmas Pajamas

December 20, 2024

PALM BEACH, FL — In yet another sign of their growing bond, President-elect Donald Trump and billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk…

Dad Gently Informs Daughter He Spent Her College Fund On A Single Little Bacon Cheeseburger At Five Guys
Babylon Bee

Dad Gently Informs Daughter He Spent Her College Fund On A Single Little Bacon Cheeseburger At Five Guys

December 20, 2024

OMAHA, NE — Local father Nathan Michaels called a family meeting Friday afternoon to inform his daughter that she wouldn’t…

Representatives Upset Spending Bill Killed By The People They Represent
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Representatives Upset Spending Bill Killed By The People They Represent

December 20, 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, several Representatives in the nation’s capital are feeling frustrated that their spending bill has…

‘Elon On The Shelf’ Installed In All Congressional Offices To Remind Lawmakers To Be Efficient
Babylon Bee

‘Elon On The Shelf’ Installed In All Congressional Offices To Remind Lawmakers To Be Efficient

December 19, 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President-elect Donald Trump was still several weeks away from taking office, but the implementation of new policies…

Civilization VII To Include ‘Bidenomics’ Tech Tree Upgrade Where Inflation Ruins Everything And Eggs Go Up To $12
Babylon Bee

Civilization VII To Include ‘Bidenomics’ Tech Tree Upgrade Where Inflation Ruins Everything And Eggs Go Up To $12

December 19, 2024

SPARKS, MD — The hotly anticipated next installment of the popular Civilization franchise, Sid Meier’s Civilization VII, will reportedly expand…

Members Of Congress Explain They Need Pay Raises To Keep Up With The Inflation They Caused
Babylon Bee

Members Of Congress Explain They Need Pay Raises To Keep Up With The Inflation They Caused

December 19, 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though Americans were up in arms when news broke that lawmakers were pushing to give themselves an…

8 Reasons Congress Deserves Raises
Babylon Bee

8 Reasons Congress Deserves Raises

December 19, 2024

Is there any group of people that work harder than Congressmen? No. No there is not. And yet, these poor,…

Disgusting: New Woke Superman Movie Features Guy Wearing Underwear Over His Pants
Babylon Bee

Disgusting: New Woke Superman Movie Features Guy Wearing Underwear Over His Pants

December 19, 2024

WOKE ALERT! Hollywood is once again bringing its not-so-secret GAY AGENDA into your home with the new Superman film which…

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