Category: Babylon Bee

U.S. — Elon Musk confirmed Tuesday that the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has uncovered a secret government project where…

LUBANG ISLAND, PHILIPPINES — A federal agent on the remote South Pacific island of Lubang in the Philippines was discovered…

INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Local man David Sproul is now ready to take on the world after a morning cup of…

OTTAWA — In yet another stunning foreign policy win for President Donald Trump, news broke late last night that the…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has just become the first fascist in the history of humankind to use his…

U.S. — A new Bible reading app called Daily Crumbs has taken the Christian community by storm thanks to the…

LOS ANGELES, CA — What had been an unpredictable Southern California housing market received an unexpected boost over the weekend,…

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA-Beloved groundhog Punxsatawny Phil has been deported back to Canada after the rodent failed to produce the needed paperwork…

KYIV — To date, the United States has allocated approximately $177 billion worth of aid to Ukraine, but the war-torn…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid ongoing discussions with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, President Donald Trump announced he would lift Canadian…