Category: Babylon Bee

MANHATTAN, NY — Broadway audiences were in for a real treat when Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas took the stage…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After yet another tragic shooting, President Biden has just called for new gun control laws that he…

Women are a mystery. We literally do not understand them at all. So, we consulted with the top women researchers,…

3400 AD — According to reports, researchers in the year 3400 are still struggling to discover why an artist and…

TEXAS — The recent issue of unidentified drones hovering over American skies was solved suddenly today after the drones attempted…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise move this morning, President Biden announced he has granted a full and complete pardon…

ARVADA, CO — Local mom of three Kylee Miller was incredibly grateful to receive the advice to “sleep when the…

WORLD — On this very day nearly 17 centuries ago, St. Nicholas made history by punching the heretic Arius for…

LUXEMBOURG — According to eyewitnesses at the Grand Duke’s palace, Nancy Pelosi was rushed to the hospital earlier today after…

It’s growing more and more difficult to enjoy any form of entertainment these days without being bombarded by woke agendas.…