Man Who Forgot To Pray For Friend Hides Shame As Friend Thanks Him For His Prayers
TUPELO, MS — A local Christian man was forced to retreat to his home and cower in shame after he…
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Rude: RFK Interrupts Political Grandstand
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s nominee for FBI Director came under instant criticism from members of the Senate Judiciary…
Babylon Bee Writers Get Nothing Done As Tulsi Gabbard Is On TV
Editor’s note: We apologize for the delay in new content, we’ll be back with you just as soon as Tulsi…
Bad Start: Kash Patel Shows Up To Senate Confirmation Hearing In ‘Female Body Inspector’ T-Shirt
WASHINGTON, D.C. — FBI Director nominee Kash Patel surprised and shocked Congress today by showing up for his confirmation hearing…
Nominee For Top Criminal Justice Position Interviewed By Nation’s Top Criminals
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an electrifying several hours on Capitol Hill, a nominee for the nation’s top criminal justice position…
Elizabeth Warren Asks RFK Jr. How He Will Address Outbreak Of Smallpox From White Man’s Blankets
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a heated exchange during Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s confirmation hearing before the Senate Committee on Finance,…
10 New Careers For Out-Of-Work Gender Surgeons
After Trump’s executive order that banned castrating kids, America’s gender surgeons have suddenly found themselves out of a job. Sad!…
Satan Renews Subscription To ‘Christianity Today’
HELL — Embattled magazine Christianity Today received some good news today, as it was revealed that Satan had renewed his…
Taxpayer-Funded Illegal Immigrant Gender Surgeon Having A Really Bad Week
CHICAGO, IL — After looking forward to having an exciting and fulfilling 2025, a local taxpayer-funded illegal immigrant gender surgeon…
Trump Announces Plan To Make California A Part Of The U.S.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Adding to a list of bold initiatives that had included speculative goals to annex Greenland and absorb…