Category: Babylon Bee

U.S. — Horrified kids across the United States were reportedly left severely disappointed yesterday, as they discovered that Santa Claus…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what experts said was perhaps the final and most disturbing development in the long list of…

BETHLEHEM — With a long but eventful evening near its end, witnesses said the young Jewish girl Mary bit her…

BETHLEHEM — Residents of Bethlehem in Judea reported that it was anything but a silent night this evening, as they…

NEW YORK, NY — With firearm violence dominating the news once again, CBS News sought to highlight the progress being…

BLUE SPRINGS, MO — As holiday preparations continued to be made, one local dad could hardly contain his excitement for…

U.S. — Media personality Candace Owens was shocked and appalled today after discovering that Christmas originated because of the birth…

HEAVEN — Upon arriving in Heaven, Ron Darnold was absolutely stoked to discover that the angelic choir greeting him sounded…

U.S. — In response to mounting lawsuits over journalistic malpractice, ABC has decided to add a ticker telling viewers that…

With only a few days left before the calendar turns to 2025, it’s time to look back and honor some…