Category: Babylon Bee

U.S. — President Joe Biden proudly announced Friday that America’s crippling national debt had officially been paid off in full…

TELLURIDE, CO — Local place of worship The Church of the Shepherd was accused of heresy of the highest order…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Elon Musk’s involvement in this week’s failure by Congress to pass a continuing resolution to fund the…

PALM BEACH, FL — In yet another sign of their growing bond, President-elect Donald Trump and billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk…

OMAHA, NE — Local father Nathan Michaels called a family meeting Friday afternoon to inform his daughter that she wouldn’t…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, several Representatives in the nation’s capital are feeling frustrated that their spending bill has…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President-elect Donald Trump was still several weeks away from taking office, but the implementation of new policies…

SPARKS, MD — The hotly anticipated next installment of the popular Civilization franchise, Sid Meier’s Civilization VII, will reportedly expand…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though Americans were up in arms when news broke that lawmakers were pushing to give themselves an…

Is there any group of people that work harder than Congressmen? No. No there is not. And yet, these poor,…