Male Passenger Disappointed After Another Flight Ends Without A Stewardess Frantically Asking If Anyone Can Land The Plane
LOS ANGELES, CA — At the end of a transcontinental trip, a male passenger was reportedly disappointed that yet another…
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Post-Menopausal Lesbians Flee America Over Concerns About Forced Pregnancies
LONDON — A pair of post-menopausal lesbians announced they had fled the United States over concerns about forced pregnancies. Ellen…
‘I’m Not Mad’: Op-Ed by Wife (Who Is Definitely Mad)
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Cheer Up, Libs: Here Are 10 Things You Can Still Be Thankful For This Year
It’s a dark time to be a progressive. But it’s the Thanksgiving season, which means it’s time to be thankful…
Police Warn Three Other People Responsible For Laken Riley’s Death Still At Large
U.S. — With Jose Ibarra now convicted of Laken Riley’s murder, police warned that the three others responsible for her…
Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters
CAMBRIDGE, MA — A team of high-level researchers expanded its working hours this week to intensify efforts to finish an…
Lot Tells His Salt Pillar Wife She Should Drink More Water
ZOAR — In an attempt to help her find a homeopathic solution to her excessive sodium levels, local patriarch Lot…
Spirit Airlines Announces They Will Tell You Why They Went Bankrupt For An Added Fee Of $50
DANIA BEACH, FL — Spirit Airlines has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, and for a small additional fee of…
For His Next Fight, Jake Paul To Challenge The Exhumed Corpse Of Muhammad Ali
Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
To Protest Coronation Of Aragorn, Orcs Announce Sex Strike
GORGOROTH, MORDOR — Orcs have banded together in protest of King Aragorn following his coronation in Minas Tirith, announcing a…