Category: Babylon Bee

BOCA CHICA, TX — Friends called police and requested to have officers conduct a wellness check on Elon Musk today…

SACRAMENTO, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom has adopted a plan set forth by the California Air Resources Board to…

MYSTIC, CT — Local churchgoer Clive Richmond, known for his habit of wearing a blue jacket, tall feathered hat, and…

Everyone loves a good Christmas movie, as long as you’re not a sociopath with an ice-cold heart, that is. But…

U.S. — Despite currently being in custody and charged with the murder of a health insurance company CEO, alleged assassin…

ANN ARBOR, MI — After weeks of intense research and deliberation among colleagues, local husband Felix Mayweather bought the wrong…

U.S. — Liberals are putting extra effort into their secular holiday plans this year, taking the time to stop and…

NEWARK, NJ — A pressing mystery that had puzzled government officials and the general public alike was solved today, as…

As one generation gives way to the next, you may find yourself looking in the mirror and wondering, “Hey, am…

NASHVILLE, TN — Andrew Klavan has reclaimed his title of Most Attractive Daily Wire Host in the wake of Brett…