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America Is Toast: Here Are 9 More A-List Celebs Who Are Leaving
Babylon Bee

America Is Toast: Here Are 9 More A-List Celebs Who Are Leaving

November 22, 2024

With Hollywood mainstays like Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi escaping the hostility of the United States, how can America…

Joe Rogan Says If Dragons Aren’t Real Then What Was He Riding Through Hyperspace While Smoking Pot With The Machine Elves Last Night?
Babylon Bee

Joe Rogan Says If Dragons Aren’t Real Then What Was He Riding Through Hyperspace While Smoking Pot With The Machine Elves Last Night?

November 22, 2024

AUSTIN, TX — Comedian and podcaster Joe Rogan, a professed believer in dragons, pushed back against naysayers by presenting a…

Court Overturns Jussie Smollett Hoax Conviction Due To Evidence America Actually Is MAGA Country
Babylon Bee

Court Overturns Jussie Smollett Hoax Conviction Due To Evidence America Actually Is MAGA Country

November 22, 2024

SPRINGFIELD, IL — The Illinois Supreme Court announced yesterday that it had overturned disgraced actor Jussie Smollett’s conviction on charges…

Wife Hoping To Unwind With Weekend Of Stressful Activities
Babylon Bee

Wife Hoping To Unwind With Weekend Of Stressful Activities

November 22, 2024

DENVER, CO — Local mom Patricia McMullins, overwhelmed by a busy week of housework and raising her children, was reportedly…

RFK Jr. Unveils New School Lunches That Are Just A 24-Ounce Ribeye And A White Claw
Babylon Bee

RFK Jr. Unveils New School Lunches That Are Just A 24-Ounce Ribeye And A White Claw

November 22, 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources within the Department of Health and Human Services reported that incoming Secretary Rober F. Kennedy, Jr.…

Sweet Victory! 10 Things Republicans Can Be Thankful For This Year
Babylon Bee

Sweet Victory! 10 Things Republicans Can Be Thankful For This Year

November 21, 2024

Not only is it morning in America once again, but it’s almost Thanksgiving morning in America. This year, Republicans have…

Wife Commits Seppuku In Shame After Failing To Clean Up Before Cleaning Lady Arrives
Babylon Bee

Wife Commits Seppuku In Shame After Failing To Clean Up Before Cleaning Lady Arrives

November 21, 2024

FLINT, MI — A local suburban neighborhood was thrown into shock after news spread that housewife Eleanor Schmidt had just…

After Illegal Immigrant Found Guilty Of Murder, Dems Sentence Him To Flying Coach
Babylon Bee

After Illegal Immigrant Found Guilty Of Murder, Dems Sentence Him To Flying Coach

November 21, 2024

ATHENS, GA — Justice was finally served in the wake of an unspeakable tragedy, as after an illegal immigrant was…

Company Has Too Many Dans
Babylon Bee

Company Has Too Many Dans

November 21, 2024

JACKSON, MS — In a recent company audit, Grayson Manufacturing learned the company has a concerning surplus of employees named…

Jaguar Releases 3-Hour Commercial That’s Just A Naked Guy Doing A One-Man Performance Of ‘Hamilton’
Babylon Bee

Jaguar Releases 3-Hour Commercial That’s Just A Naked Guy Doing A One-Man Performance Of ‘Hamilton’

November 21, 2024

COVENTRY — Luxury vehicle manufacturer Jaguar Cars stunned the automobile industry by releasing a daring three-hour commercial featuring no car…

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