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7 Clear Signs Mitch McConnell’s Hospital Photo Is Fake
Babylon Bee

7 Clear Signs Mitch McConnell’s Hospital Photo Is Fake

FinnJuly 13, 2026

    Is Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell really still alive? A new photo of him in a hospital bed with his…

Megyn Kelly Now Claims She’s Never Heard Of A ‘Candace Owens’
Babylon Bee

Megyn Kelly Now Claims She’s Never Heard Of A ‘Candace Owens’

FinnJuly 13, 2026

    U.S. — Podcast host Megyn Kelly surprised listeners on Monday when, during an expletive-filled monologue, she claimed to have…

Party Of Tolerance Holds Nationwide Parade Celebrating Death Of Political Enemy
Babylon Bee

Party Of Tolerance Holds Nationwide Parade Celebrating Death Of Political Enemy

FinnJuly 13, 2026

    U.S. — The party of love, peace, and tolerance held nationwide parades today to celebrate the death of a…

IKEA Furniture Now Includes Helpful Instructions On How To Swear In Swedish
Babylon Bee

IKEA Furniture Now Includes Helpful Instructions On How To Swear In Swedish

FinnJuly 13, 2026

    ÄLMHULT — Home furnishing giant IKEA announced that all purchases of its assemble-at-home furniture would now include helpful instructions…

Man Informs Wife He Can’t Mow The Lawn Today As He Is Busy Playing Lawn Mowing Simulator
Babylon Bee

Man Informs Wife He Can’t Mow The Lawn Today As He Is Busy Playing Lawn Mowing Simulator

FinnJuly 12, 2026

    BIRMINGHAM, AL — Local man Brett Callahan informed his wife that he wouldn’t be able to mow the lawn…

Uh Oh: Mamdani’s New NYC Map Includes ‘Little Auschwitz’ In Brooklyn
Babylon Bee

Uh Oh: Mamdani’s New NYC Map Includes ‘Little Auschwitz’ In Brooklyn

FinnJuly 11, 2026

    NEW YORK CITY — Concerns over Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s “Immigrant Enclave Map” have grown after it was noted that…

Democrat Voters Excited To See Who Party Will Unilaterally Nominate Next
Babylon Bee

Democrat Voters Excited To See Who Party Will Unilaterally Nominate Next

FinnJuly 11, 2026

    AUGUSTA, ME — With their ballots now chucked in the garbage, Democratic voters are once again excitedly waiting to…

Newsom: ‘We Finna Teach Da Homies To Talk Black English Yo’
Babylon Bee

Newsom: ‘We Finna Teach Da Homies To Talk Black English Yo’

FinnJuly 10, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Following reports that activists were pushing the introduction of Black English in California preschools, Governor Gavin…

Romance In The Air As Wife Not Wearing Mouthguard
Babylon Bee

Romance In The Air As Wife Not Wearing Mouthguard

FinnJuly 10, 2026

    ABILENE, KS — Romance was in the air at the Farris household as wife Allison was seen getting ready…

Democrats Worried Platner Might Decide To Force Himself Onto Ballot Without Party’s Consent
Babylon Bee

Democrats Worried Platner Might Decide To Force Himself Onto Ballot Without Party’s Consent

FinnJuly 10, 2026

    AUGUSTA, ME — The Democratic Party reportedly grew concerned that former candidate Graham Platner might force himself onto the…

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