Tucker Carlson Denies Ever Hearing Of This Tucker Carlson Fellow
U.S. — In an explosive interview conducted by The New York Times, media personality Tucker Carlson denied ever hearing…
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Mom Accidentally Opens Wormhole Helping Kid With Fractions
BOUNTIFUL, UT — Local mother Sarah Jenkins was reportedly attempting to explain the difference between a numerator and a…
Relationship Experts Say Engagement Ring Should Cost At Least Two Tanks Of Gas
LOS ANGELES, CA — New data from relationship experts says an engagement ring should cost at least two full…
Emotional Passengers Board Final Spirit Airlines Flight For One Last All-Out Brawl
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL — In a touching tribute to one of America’s most formative chapters in air travel, dozens…
Iran Issues Serious Threat That They Have A Massive Reserve Of More Serious Threats
TEHRAN — Peace in the Middle East hit another major roadblock this week after Iranian officials issued a serious…
Flight Canceled Because Of Spirit Airlines Shuttering? Here Are 8 Better Travel Alternatives
As Spirit Airlines prepares to permanently close its doors, it’s time to take a look at some alternative means…
Dad Sits Family Down And Lays Out Summer ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Viewing Schedule
LAKEWOOD, CO — In a solemn family meeting, local father Chandler Cooke gathered his wife and children into the…
Op-Ed: If We Stop Discriminating Based On The Color Of People’s Skin, The Racists Will Have Won
There’s a lot of talk out there about ending racial discrimination, but I implore everyone to reconsider. If we…
Theologians Struggling To Explain How Loving God Could Allow Ohio
COLUMBUS, OH — The world’s leading theologians admitted this week that they have been collectively struggling to find a…
Democrats Deny Inciting Violence And Say Anyone Who Thinks They Do Must Be Eliminated By Any Means Necessary
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Less than a week after yet another assassination attempt against President Donald Trump, leaders of the…