Jill Biden Assures Nation Joe’s Old Age Did Not Hamper Her Ability To Serve As President
U.S. — While making media appearances to promote her new book, Jill Biden assured the nation that her husband’s…
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Californians Give Us Their Top 9 Reasons For Still Voting Democrat
It’s Primary Election Day in California, and, as expected, a ton of people are still voting Democrat. The Babylon…
Disney Attempts To Win Star Wars Fans Back With New Jar Jar Binks Trilogy
BURBANK, CA — In an effort to win back disgruntled fans, Disney executives announced a brand-new Star Wars film…
Satan Takes Credit For Raisins
HELL — Satan confirmed this week that he was, in fact, responsible for raisins. HELL — Satan confirmed this…
‘Sesame Street’ Now Preceded By Warning That Its Content Is Not Suitable For Children
NEW YORK, NY — For the month of June, episodes of Sesame Street will now be preceded by a…
Graham Platner Says He Got His ‘I (Heart) Hitler’ Tattoo Before He Knew Of Its Nazi Connections
AUGUSTA, ME — While Republicans continued working overtime to smear Senate candidate Graham Platner because of all the awful…
Celebrate Pride Month With These 12 Inspiring Bible Passages About Pride
It’s Pride Month again, making this the perfect time of year to see what inspirational passages can be found…
Popular New Service Removes All The Orange Candies Before You Get The Box
U.S. — A popular new service that sifts through your boxes of candy to remove all the orange pieces…
Trump Recognizes Pride Month By Hosting Soccer Match On White House Lawn
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unusual gesture across a prominent social divide, President Donald Trump took the official step…
Nation Shocked As Candidate With Nazi Tattoo Turns Out To Be Total Scumbag
U.S. — One of the country’s most heavily scrutinized Senate races was thrown into chaos over the weekend, as…