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Top 10 Miracles Performed By President Trump

FinnApril 14, 2026

    Lost amid the controversy swirling around the image he posted to social media depicting him as a religious figure…

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Tucker Claims Muslims Love Jesus So Much They Help His Followers Meet Him

FinnApril 14, 2026

    U.S. — According to podcast host and self-professed theologian Tucker Carlson, Muslims aren’t anti-Christian. In fact, they love Jesus…

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Defiant Trump Nails Copy Of ‘The Art Of The Deal’ To Vatican Door

FinnApril 14, 2026

    VATICAN CITY — President Donald Trump escalated his feud with Pope Leo this morning, nailing a copy of The…

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Thanks, Wokeness: Commercials No Longer Showing Medicine As Tiny Little Warriors Who Murder Tiny Little Germs

FinnApril 13, 2026

    U.S. — According to advertising experts, the reason television commercials no longer depict medicine as tiny little warriors murdering…

Babylon Bee

42-Minute Delay As Dad Asked To Empty Cargo Pants At TSA Checkpoint

FinnApril 13, 2026

    TULSA, OK — The security line ground to a halt this morning at the Tulsa International Airport as it…

Babylon Bee

The Bee Explains: The Chimp Civil War

FinnApril 13, 2026

    As you’ve probably heard, there is a chimpanzee civil war in Uganda.   As you’ve probably heard, there is a…

Babylon Bee

BLASPHEMY: Pope Leo Shares AI Picture Depicting Himself As Donald Trump

FinnApril 13, 2026

    VATICAN CITY — In an escalation of the public feud between the U.S. president and the supreme pontiff of…

Babylon Bee

Swalwell Insists He Didn’t Assault Any Of Those Chinese Spies He Slept With

FinnApril 11, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — After being accused of multiple counts of sexual assault, Representative Eric Swalwell issued a fierce denial…

Babylon Bee

Lucky Hockey Fan Catches Foul Tooth

FinnApril 10, 2026

    ANAHEIM, CA — During Thursday night’s hockey game between the San Jose Sharks and Anaheim Ducks, one lucky fan…

Babylon Bee

Catholics Find Common Ground With Protestants In Ignoring What The Pope Says Most Of The Time

FinnApril 10, 2026

    WORLD — In a historic ecumenical breakthrough, devout Roman Catholics finally found common ground with Protestants in ignoring what…

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