Bill Clinton Tells Epstein Committee It Depends On What The Definition Of ‘Child Trafficking’ Is
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former president and axophone player Bill Clinton testified to members of Congress today that his answer…
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Tesla Unveils Self-Driving Little Tikes Cozy Coupe
U.S. — Tesla announced on Friday that it had entered an agreement to create a joint venture with Little…
Genius Dad Joins TikTok, Causing Teenage Daughter To Think It’s Lame
ST. GEORGE, UT — Local dad Sam Weaver struck a fatal blow against his teenage daughter’s obsession with TikTok…
Cruel: Trump Admin Strips Funding From Gas-Station Daycare Center With 20,000 Students
SHOREVIEW, MN — In the latest in a long line of cruel, heartless atrocities it has committed, the Trump…
Iran Says They Will Rain Death And Destruction On The U.S. If They Are Bombed Two More Times
GENEVA — Amid ongoing negotiations over Tehran’s nuclear program, Iran’s Supreme Leader unequivocally informed the United States that they…
Bold Right-Wing Truth-Teller Very Carefully Chooses Words So As Not To Speak Truths That Would Anger Own Audience
U.S. — Shockwaves were felt among the conservative influencer sphere this week, as one bold, right-wing truth-teller very carefully…
Politician On Epstein List Grilled By Other Politicians On Epstein List
CHAPPAQUA, NY — A lifelong politician whose name appeared on the Epstein list was questioned today by other politicians…
8 Most Horribly Divisive Statements From Trump’s State Of The Union
With last night’s polarizing State of the Union, President Trump continued fracturing the country with pointed rhetoric designed only…
Trump Forced To Deploy ICE During State Of The Union To Pepper Spray Unruly Democrats
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a historic first, a sitting U.S. president was forced to subdue members of Congress with…
Devastating: Black New Yorkers Unable To Shovel Driveways As None Of Them Have ID
NEW YORK CITY — With winter storms pounding the Northeast, black New Yorkers were sadly left unable to shovel…