Category: Babylon Bee

    CARSON, CA — The famous Goodyear Blimp has become nearly unrecognizable after starting the popular weight-loss drug Ozempic.   CARSON,…

    PATMOS — The Apostle John emerged from his cave earlier this week feeling confident that he couldn’t have been…

    MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Three Republicans refused to bow to the golden Trump statue at Mar-A-Lago, sources confirmed today. Those…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a most cunning stratagem, Democratic lawmakers didst this morn unveil a petard of monstrous proportions,…

    OKLAHOMA CITY, OK — In an attempt to somehow garner even more foul calls, the Oklahoma City Thunder have…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Representative Nancy Pelosi cautioned that if people persist in asking her whether aliens are real, she…

    MIDDLE EAST — An oil tanker has managed to slip through the Strait of Hormuz completely undetected after donning…

    U.S. — In what food scientists are calling “a breakthrough in modern cuisine,” Taco Bell has unveiled an incredible…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what supporters are calling “the most popular executive action since bringing back the McRib,” President…

    U.S. — A Bible application for mobile devices was blacklisted by members of several evangelical denominations after its developer…