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After Failed Assassination, Democrats Observe Customary 5-Minute Pause On Calling Trump ‘Hitler’

FinnApril 26, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a the wake of yet another failed assassination attempt against President Trump, leading Democrats across…

Babylon Bee

CNN Reports Loud Popping Noises At White House Correspondents’ Dinner

FinnApril 25, 2026

       Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

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7 Inspiring Scripture Quotes To Lift You Up

FinnApril 25, 2026

    When your soul yearns for inspiration, there is no better place to turn than the Word of God. Be…

Babylon Bee

Kid’s Crappy Sunday School Drawing Apparently Pleasing To Jesus

FinnApril 24, 2026

    LINDALE, TX — Surprising many, a preacher at New Wine Community Church held up a three-year-old child’s crappy Sunday…

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Crazy Old Guy At Nursing Home Keeps Telling People He Was Once The President

FinnApril 24, 2026

    WILMINGTON, DE — Residents and staff at a local elder care facility were forced to stifle their laughter again…

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Child Informs Parents She Feels Most Loved When She Is Allowed To Do Everything She Wants With No Consequences

FinnApril 24, 2026

    COVENTRY, RI — Local child Lilly Shacklefort made waves in her community this Friday when she told her parents…

Babylon Bee

Patriots Draft Marriage Counselor In Second Round

FinnApril 24, 2026

    PITTSBURGH, PA — With their second-round pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, the New England Patriots have officially selected…

Babylon Bee

Nation On Edge After Soldier Places $50K Polymarket Bet That Trump Will Nuke Iran

FinnApril 24, 2026

    U.S. — The United States is reportedly on edge following a leaked report that indicated an American soldier placed…

Babylon Bee

Evangelical Church Architect Fired For Suggesting Steeple

FinnApril 23, 2026

    OKLAHOMA CITY, OK — A local architect contracted to design the new location for First Testimony Crosspointe Church was…

Babylon Bee

10 Amazing Organizations Funded By The SPLC

FinnApril 23, 2026

    For decades, the folks at the Southern Poverty Law Center have done far more than just advocacy. The group…

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