Group Chat Ruined By Android User
U.S. — A group chat amongst friends was reportedly derailed and later abandoned altogether after being ruined by the…
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Wife Asks For Husband’s Opinion So She Can Choose The Opposite Of Whatever He Says
STOCKTON, CA — According to sources, local wife Gillian Franks went to her husband to ask for his opinion…
Trump Replaces Pam Bondi With Broom In Blonde Wig
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a long-rumored shake-up at a high-level position in his administration, President Donald Trump announced that…
AOC Condemns Spain For Stealing Mexico’s Language
MUNICH — In a bold declaration against colonial imperialism, U.S. Congresswoman Alexandro Ocasio-Cortez spoke out this week to condemn…
Toddler Review: This Book Has A Mind-Blowing Twist That You’ll Never See Coming. It Will Change You Forever.
Few things make bedtime more palatable than a good story. It often serves as the bridge between reality and…
Top 10 Attractions To Check Out When You Go To Heaven
Everyone assumes that Heaven is going to be amazing, but do you know what you’ll actually get to see…
Trump Boasts He Now Has Highest Approval Rating Of Any Current U.S. President
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump proudly announced Monday that he now has the highest approval rating of any…
Democrats Warn Voter ID Will Disenfranchise Key Voting Demographic Of People Too Stupid To Get An ID
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the United States Senate progressed toward voting on the SAVE Act, Democrats warned that requiring…
The Babylon Bee Presents: Free Valentine’s Day Cards You Can Print And Give To That Special Someone
The Babylon Bee has put together an absolutely incredible set of Valentine’s Day cards that your special someone will…
Ghost Of Jim Crow Furious His Name Being Used To Describe Black People Voting With ID
U.S. — The ghost of Jim Crow has expressed bewilderment and fury that his name is being used to…