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Judge Finds Luigi Mangione Too Stunningly Handsome And Gorgeous To Stand Trial

FinnDecember 9, 2025

    NEW YORK, NY — In a shocking development in the case of a killer charged with murdering a health…

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Pope Urges Jesus And Satan To Put All Their Differences Aside In The Name Of Peace

FinnDecember 9, 2025

    VATICAN CITY — In the spirit of the Christmas season and as part of his ongoing quest to bring…

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Hollywood Announces Bold New Film Where An Evil Villain Is Just Evil And Not Misunderstood

FinnDecember 9, 2025

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — In what is expected to be the season’s hottest new movie, filmmakers have unleashed an innovative…

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Struggling New York Jets Sign Uncle Rico

FinnDecember 9, 2025

    EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ — Rico Dynamite, a long-time Idaho resident and former high school starting quarterback for the Preston…

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12 Reasons Qatar Is The Greatest Country On Earth [This Article Sponsored By Qatar]

FinnDecember 8, 2025

    Take it from us as free Americans, Qatar is the greatest country on earth. Way better than America, like…

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Tucker Carlson Buys New Home In Mordor

FinnDecember 8, 2025

    NURN, MORDOR — Political commentator Tucker Carlson has reportedly purchased a piece of property in the land of Mordor,…

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NCAA Confirms College Football Playoff Selections Made By Alcoholic Penguin

FinnDecember 8, 2025

    INDIANAPOLIS, IN — In the wake of controversy over teams being snubbed and left out of the postseason championship…

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Atheist Looks Forward To The Warmth And Cheer Of Arbitrary Cultural Traditions With No Transcendent Meaning

FinnDecember 8, 2025

    NEW YORK CITY — Sources close to Gary Bard say that the long-time atheist is looking forward to the…

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Tragic: Wives Caught In Endless Thank You Card Loop

FinnDecember 7, 2025

    GREENSBORO, NC — Local wives Misty Barnard and Kelsey Martin have become tragically caught in a never-ending loop of…

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Nation’s Mentally Challenged Demand People Stop Comparing Them To Tim Walz

FinnDecember 6, 2025

    U.S. — Americans with cognitive disabilities and other special needs have demanded that people stop comparing them to Tim…

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