Category: Babylon Bee

    NIGERIA — President Trump has given dozens of ISIS terrorists the gift of getting to meet Allah for Christmas.…

    SAN CARLOS, CA — A person who apparently hates you got your kid a recorder for Christmas.   SAN CARLOS,…

    U.S. — What had been a joyous holiday threatened to be thrown into panic, as urgent reports began trickling…

    ANCHORAGE, AK — A military spokesman confirmed Wednesday that Russian forces launched a successful sneak attack on Alaska while…

    BETHLEHEM — Shepherds began to believe they may have found the Christ child after discovering a baby with a…

    U.S. — CBS News has descended into turmoil after new Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss asked the journalists employed there to…

    SPEARVILLE, KS — By the time his family woke up Tuesday morning, it had become clear to everyone that…

    President Trump announced an exciting new Trump-class battleship that will be the largest, fastest, and most powerful battleship fleet…

    CLEVELAND, OH — While opening a present shaped like a Tommy gun, local father Fred Reinfeld was once again…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — After the latest batch of Epstein files was released by the Department of Justice, it has…