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Trump Presents King Charles With Gift Of Toothbrush

FinnApril 29, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump presented King Charles with a beautiful new toothbrush as part of the monarch’s visit…

Babylon Bee

Megachurch Torn Between Supporting Missionaries To India Or Adding Pickleball Courts

FinnApril 28, 2026

    FURLOW, AR — Leadership at local megachurch Cross Action Worship (CAW) was reportedly torn this week between supporting missionaries…

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The Babylon Bee’s Official Recap Of All 11 World Wars

FinnApril 28, 2026

    Millions of people have only just learned from Congresswoman Ilhan Omar that there have actually been 11 World Wars,…

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Media Still Stumped As To Motive Of Gunman With Manifesto Titled ‘Why I’m Going To Kill Donald J. Trump’

FinnApril 28, 2026

    U.S. — Members of the national media remained completely baffled as to the target or motive of a gunman…

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Trump, Omar Argue Over Whether It’s ‘Two Corinthians’ Or ‘Eleven Corinthians’

FinnApril 28, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — A heated dispute broke out on Capitol Hill on Tuesday as President Donald Trump and Congresswoman…

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Nation Longs For Good Old Days When Comedians Were Funny And Didn’t Wish Death On People

FinnApril 27, 2026

    U.S. — On the heels of yet another attempted act of political violence being used for laughs by late-night…

Babylon Bee

Trump Presents King Charles With Autographed Copy Of Declaration Of Independence

FinnApril 27, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump welcomed King Charles III and Queen Camilla to the White House on Monday…

Babylon Bee

Struggling New York Mets To Start Mr. Met At Third Base

FinnApril 27, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Following a brutal 9-19 start to the season, the struggling New York Mets announced that…

Babylon Bee

Liberals Applaud Improving Diversity Of Would-Be Trump Assassins

FinnApril 27, 2026

    U.S. — Following the harrowing incident at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner over the weekend, progressives across the United…

Babylon Bee

Architect Carefully Designs Airport So Rental Car Center Is Conveniently Located 75 Miles Away

FinnApril 27, 2026

    DENVER, CO — In a groundbreaking move for municipal infrastructure, lead architect Gerald Hinkley unveiled blueprints for a renovated…

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