Bruce Springsteen Threatens To Keep Releasing Songs Until Deportations Stop
COLTS NECK, NJ — After putting out a new song titled “Streets of Minneapolis” as a show of support…
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Checkmate: Trump Announces He Has His Own Doomsday Clock And It’s Infinity Seconds To Midnight
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists revealing that they had officially moved the Doomsday Clock to…
10 Secrets To Looking And Feeling Younger
Everyone is looking for ways to slow the aging process these days, but does anything actually work? A few…
Trump Tells Iran If They Don’t Stop Slaughtering Protesters He’s Going To Start Counting To Five
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tensions between the United States and Iran continued to reach new levels, as President Donald Trump…
Promises Kept: Here Are The 9 Biggest Accomplishments Of The Republican Congress
Now over a year into the new congressional term and moving toward the midterms, the Republican-controlled U.S. Congress has…
Liberal Women Frantically Refreshing Instagram To See What They Should Be Mad About Next
U.S. — Liberal women across the U.S. spent the day feverishly refreshing their Instagram feed to see what they…
‘Just Complete This 50 Page Questionnaire,’ Says Hospital Clerk To Man With Axe Embedded In Skull
TOPEKA, KS — A kindly hospital clerk asked local man Jonathan Arnold to please fill out the brief 50-page…
Republicans Warn Passing Voter ID Law Could Ruin Plan To Hand Congress To Democrats In November
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the 2026 midterm elections on the horizon amid increasing strife over problems facing the nation,…
ICE Getting So Scary That Illegal Immigrants Thinking Of Leaving U.S.
U.S. — Immigration and Customs Enforcement has become so scary that many illegal immigrants are reportedly considering leaving the…
Foul-Smelling Substance Used In Spray Attack On Ilhan Omar Identified As Somali Food
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — The malodorous substance sprayed on Representative Ilhan Omar at a town hall meeting has been identified…