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‘Obsession’ Director Says He Got Idea For Horror Movie Having Once Met A Woman

FinnJune 5, 2026

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — Director Curry Barker has a surprise hit on his hands with his indie horror movie Obsession,…

Babylon Bee

40-Year Old Man Now Spends Inordinate Amount Of Time Researching Electrolytes

FinnJune 4, 2026

    SAN ANTONIO, TX — Sources confirmed that local 40-year-old Marcus Harper officially entered the developmental stage of adulthood characterized…

Babylon Bee

John Bolton Pleads Guilty, Sentenced To 5-Year Imprisonment At SeaWorld

FinnJune 4, 2026

    SAN DIEGO, CA — According to breaking news reports, John Bolton agreed to plead guilty to one count of…

Babylon Bee

Intensive Bible Study Reveals Elijah And Elisha Are Two Different People

FinnJune 4, 2026

    WILBURTON, OK — An intensive Bible study reportedly ended with the dramatic revelation that Elijah and Elisha are two…

Babylon Bee

Man Needing Break From Reality Turns On CNN

FinnJune 4, 2026

    FRANKLIN, KY — Following a long day at work in the middle of what had been a stressful week…

Babylon Bee

Ceasefire Rages Across Middle East

FinnJune 4, 2026

       Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

Babylon Bee

Brits Wish There Were Some Kind Of Ranged Weapon That Shoots High-Velocity Ammunition To Protect Them From Knife Attacks

FinnJune 4, 2026

    LONDON — As deadly stabbings continued to run unchecked across the United Kingdom, British citizens wished there were some…

Babylon Bee

California Announces They Have Finished Counting The Votes, Ronald Reagan Has Won The 1966 Governor’s Race

FinnJune 3, 2026

    SACRAMENTO — California officials announced on Wednesday that they had finally finished counting the votes and Ronald Reagan had…

Babylon Bee

’60 Minutes’ Begins Search For New Pompous Blowhard

FinnJune 3, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — After the firing of longtime contributor Scott Pelley due to ongoing conflicts with producers, the…

Babylon Bee

Seeing That It’s 5PM, Talarico Paints on Some Stubble

FinnJune 3, 2026

    AUSTIN, TX — Senate candidate James Talarico was busy campaigning today when he noticed that the time had reached…

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