Iranian President Addresses UN While Holding A Thermal Detonator
NEW YORK, NY — Fear spread rapidly at today’s session of the General Assembly as, in a tense moment,…
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Anton Chigurh Lands New Job Performing Assisted Suicides In Canada
OTTAWA — Famed hitman and coin-flipping enthusiast Anton Chigurh announced this week that he had been hired by the…
Man Comforted By Knowledge That A.I. Will Destroy Humanity Before AOC Can Become President
PITTSBURGH, PA — Local man Jeremiah Crisp took solace in the assurance that artificial intelligence would destroy all humanity…
United Nations Still Demanding To Be Taken Seriously
NEW YORK, NY — The 81st General Assembly of the United Nations entered a high-level week of talks this…
United Nations Still Demanding To Be Taken Seriously
NEW YORK, NY — The 81st General Assembly of the United Nations entered a high-level week of talks this…
Local Man Pretty Holy Until Children Wake Up
CANTON, OH — Local man Curt Greenfield once again started off the day fairly righteous, right up until the…
Amazon To Begin Updating California Customers Once Packages Have Been Stolen
SEATTLE, WA — Amazon announced an update to its package tracking system that would helpfully inform California customers when…
Muslims Say It’s Unfair To Judge Their Entire Religion Based On The Actions Of Several Million
WORLD — The international Muslim community issued a collective statement this week explaining that it would be unfair to…
RFK Jr. Teams Up With Starbucks To Introduce New Beef Tallow Spice Frappuccino
WASHINGTON, D.C. — HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced on Monday that he was teaming up with Starbucks…
Trump Revokes Grima Wormtongue’s Press Credentials
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the latest escalation of his administration’s ongoing feud with the mainstream media, President Donald Trump…