Loser Disciple Can’t Even Cast Demon Out Of A Kid
GALILEE — The disciples of Jesus of Nazareth got a big laugh after one of their own turned out…
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Airline Carefully Selects Most Heavily Accented Employee To Make Gate Announcements
DENVER, CO — A major airline company announced that it had carefully considered all its employees and made sure…
Heaven Confirms People Who Line The Dashboards Of Their Jeeps With Little Duckies Will Not Inherit The Kingdom Of God
HEAVEN — A representative of Heaven confirmed on Thursday that people who line the dashboards of their Jeeps with…
What A Noob! This So-Called ‘Pastor’ Didn’t Even Make Each Sermon Point Start With The Same Letter
OWASSO, OK — It was total amateur hour at First Baptist Church of Owasso as so-called “Pastor” Darren Parsons…
Trump Prepares For Dinner With President Xi By Ordering Servants To Slaughter The Fattened Cat
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In preparation for an historic dinner with Chinese President Xi Jinping, President Donald Trump ordered White…
10 Amazing Heavenly Rewards You’ll Get When People Persecute You For Jesus
The Bible tells us that when you’re a Christian, things can get pretty rough — especially in countries other…
To Promote Racial Equity, Nikole Hannah-Jones Abandons Daughter At Crack House
NEW YORK, NY — In a courageous act to promote racial equity in America, New York Times contributor Nikole…
Republicans Not Sure Why Poll Numbers Dropping Despite Doing So Many Wildly Unpopular Things
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Republican leaders are reportedly meeting this week to discuss how their polling could be so terrible…
Proud Wife Informs Husband How Much Money She Made Today Returning Things To Target
DALLAS, TX — Local husband Max Boyer was reportedly welcomed home Tuesday by his wife, Tiffany, who proudly announced…
Ms. Rachel Announces Herbie The Puppet Has Joined Hamas As A Child Soldier
NEW YORK, NY — In a very special new episode of her popular YouTube children’s program, content creator Ms.…