Category: Babylon Bee

    BARAD-DÛR, MORDOR — Accused of attempting to enslave all the free peoples of Middle-earth and cover the land with…

    BABYLON BEE HEADQUARTERS — Mourning and sorrow have seized the writers of The Babylon Bee as Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez,…

    WASHINGTON, DC — Citizens of the United States have proposed repealing the right for women to vote, but only…

    DANBURY, CT — According to sources, a toddler has reportedly put herself up for adoption after witnessing his mother…

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Governor Tim Walz made a special appearance at U.S. Bank Stadium on Friday, marking his first…

    U.S. — New poll numbers released this week showed Lindsay Clancy surging into the frontrunner position in the race…

    SACRAMENTO, CA — After months of speculation about Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei’s health, suspicions of his demise arose once more…

    U.S. — The National Football League expressed hope that this would finally be the season when a white player…

    MEDINA, OH — In a terribly unlucky break, local sixth-grader Mackenzie Warner completely flunked her geography test after President…

    HELL — The Prince of Darkness admitted he may have made a big mistake, as Satan reportedly wondered if…