Noah’s Wife Again Catches Him Trying To Huck The Cats Overboard
EARTH — Noah’s wife came up topside on the ark this morning to dry out laundry, only to catch…
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Tragedy As Ed Sheeran Controversy Forces Millions To Listen To Ed Sheeran
WORLD — In the wake of the controversy swirling around musician Ed Sheeran, millions of people across the globe…
Concerned Citizens Launch GoFundMe Launched To Help Sydney Sweeney Buy Some Clothes
U.S. — Concerned Americans have started a GoFundMe to purchase some clothing for the obviously destitute Sydney Sweeney. Read…
Report: Chili’s Only Gets Bad Rap Because It Is Awful
DALLAS, TX — A new industry report released Thursday concluded that Chili’s persistent reputation problem is due to it…
Uber Driver Carefully Selects Worst Possible Photo For Profile
SAN ANTONIO, TX — Local Uber driver Vish Patel spent hours today searching his phone for the worst possible…
Democrats Promise That If Elected, Every Voter Will Give Them $5,000
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just days after President Donald Trump vowed to issue every American citizen a $5,000 check if…
Congress Preemptively Holds State Funeral For Mitch McConnell
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congress held a preemptive state funeral honoring Senator Mitch McConnell on Friday, as the Senate sergeant-at-arms…
Congress Preemptively Holds State Funeral For Mitch McConnell
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congress held a preemptive state funeral honoring Senator Mitch McConnell on Friday, as the Senate sergeant-at-arms…
Husband In Critical Condition After Attempting Two Minutes Of Beginner’s Yoga
AUSTIN, TX — Local husband Matt Gaines was rushed to the Intensive Care Unit Tuesday evening after attempting a…
Husband In Critical Condition After Attempting Two Minutes Of Beginner’s Yoga
AUSTIN, TX — Local husband Matt Gaines was rushed to the Intensive Care Unit Tuesday evening after attempting a…