Category: Babylon Bee

    IRVINE, CA — The elders of the United Reformed Church of Irvine made the devastating discovery Sunday that an…

    U.S. — A new report confirmed that white people remained totally unaffected after a massive recall was issued across…

    AUSTIN, TX — Senate candidate James Talarico announced on Monday morning that he would be following in the inspiring…

    U.S. — In a disgusting act of appalling bigotry, the WNBA is refusing to allow a stunning, beautiful woman…

    With the population of California diminishing of late, we at The Babylon Bee are here to help turn the…

    ROANOKE, VA — Upon seeing a middle-aged man join her line, local 16-year-old grocery cashier Mandy Banks began desperately…

    EDEN — Having gone an inordinate length of time standing watch in the same place for many, many years,…

    BETHSAIDA — Reports confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth had successfully fed a crowd of 5,000 men, plus women and…

    SOUTH BEND, IN — The debate over dangerous pets heated up again after a woman took her pet velociraptor…

    KYIV — President Donald Trump scheduled an emergency trip to Ukraine to ask President Zelenskyy for American missiles.    Read…