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7 Hacks To Obtain A Burrito For Less Than $20
Babylon Bee

7 Hacks To Obtain A Burrito For Less Than $20

FinnAugust 6, 2026

    Burritos are really, really expensive these days, apparently. But fear not — there are still ways to get them…

SpaceX Crashes Rocket Into Hollywood Soundstage
Babylon Bee

SpaceX Crashes Rocket Into Hollywood Soundstage

FinnAugust 6, 2026

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — A defunct Falcon 9 SpaceX rocket crashed into a Hollywood sound stage on Wednesday night, leaving…

Senate Joins Rest Of Nation In Holding Fauci In Contempt
Babylon Bee

Senate Joins Rest Of Nation In Holding Fauci In Contempt

FinnAugust 6, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — A committee from the United States Senate announced today that they were finally joining the rest…

Trump Solves Affordability Crisis By Opening Nation’s Strategic Burrito Reserve
Babylon Bee

Trump Solves Affordability Crisis By Opening Nation’s Strategic Burrito Reserve

FinnAugust 6, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With concerns over the affordability of burritos sweeping the nation, President Donald Trump addressed the crisis…

Scientists Theorize Existence Of Movie Not Starring Zendaya
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Scientists Theorize Existence Of Movie Not Starring Zendaya

FinnAugust 6, 2026

    CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND — A team of leading physicists at the University of Cambridge theorized the existence of a motion…

Due To Depleted Missile Supply, ‘Operation Epic Fury’ Downgraded To ‘Operation Mildly Aggressive Fury’
Babylon Bee

Due To Depleted Missile Supply, ‘Operation Epic Fury’ Downgraded To ‘Operation Mildly Aggressive Fury’

FinnAugust 6, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Due to a reportedly depleted supply of ballistic missiles following months of bombardment, military officials confirmed…

‘Ted Lasso’ Renewed Again Based On Strength Of Those Three Decent Episodes Back In 2020
Babylon Bee

‘Ted Lasso’ Renewed Again Based On Strength Of Those Three Decent Episodes Back In 2020

FinnAugust 5, 2026

    U.S. — Apple TV series Ted Lasso has been renewed for a fifth season based on the strength of…

Man Convinced He And Henry Cavill Would Totally Be Best Friends If They Ever Met
Babylon Bee

Man Convinced He And Henry Cavill Would Totally Be Best Friends If They Ever Met

FinnAugust 5, 2026

    FONTANA, CA — A local man has become convinced that he and the famous Superman actor, Henry Cavill, would…

Middle East Expanded To Include Michigan
Babylon Bee

Middle East Expanded To Include Michigan

FinnAugust 5, 2026

    DETROIT, MI — Following the Senate primary victory won last night by Abdul El-Sayed, an official announcement was issued…

New Progressive Bible Features Perforated Pages For Easy Removal Of Parts You Don’t Like
Babylon Bee

New Progressive Bible Features Perforated Pages For Easy Removal Of Parts You Don’t Like

FinnAugust 5, 2026

    U.S. — Christians with strong liberal leanings were abuzz with excitement this week, as a publisher introduced a new…

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