Nation Shocked As Candidate With Nazi Tattoo Turns Out To Be Total Scumbag
U.S. — One of the country’s most heavily scrutinized Senate races was thrown into chaos over the weekend, as…
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Jimmy Kimmel Signs Endorsement Deal With Midol
U.S. — Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel has officially signed an endorsement deal with Midol. U.S. — Late-night host Jimmy…
Democrats Denounce ‘Dirty Trick’ Of Playing Videos Of James Talarico Saying Things
U.S. — Democrats have forcefully condemned Republicans for going so low as to play videos of Senate candidate James…
Tearful LeBron James Hands Over Flopping Crown To Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK — In a touching ceremony, basketball legend LeBron James finally passed the official “King of Flops”…
Check Out These 10 Verses From The New James Talarico Bible Translation
Senatorial candidate James Talarico is taking the world by storm thanks to his no-nonsense approach to compromising on Christianity.…
Megyn Kelly Tells Listeners They Can Save 20% On Brooklyn Bedding With Promo Code ‘ALLAHUAKBAR’
U.S. — Former journalist Megyn Kelly announced on her podcast today that listeners could now save 20% on products…
As Gas Crisis Worsens, Congress Assures Americans They Are Working Hard On Regulating NCAA Transfer Portal
WASHINGTON D.C. — With Americans struggling as gasoline costs continue to soar, Congress assured citizens that it remained laser-focused…
Therapist Working With Chewbacca On Alternative Coping Mechanisms Besides Pulling People’s Arms Out Of Socket
KASHYYYK — A therapist working with famed Star Wars icon Chewbacca told his colleagues this week that he was…
Newsom Designates California Sanctuary State For Fraud
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom signed legislation on Friday officially designating California a sanctuary state for fraud. SACRAMENTO,…
10 Consequences Of Harambe’s Death
Ten years ago, this world lost one of its greatest heroes: Harambe, the gorilla. Friend to many and beloved…