Category: Babylon Bee

    PLYMOUTH, MA — Reports indicated that a modern “Underground Railroad” had been established to help the lone black juror…

    CHATTANOOGA, TN — Local fatty Mark Thompson spent all of lunch today explaining to family members how obesity is…

    NASHVILLE, TN — In honor of her new husband, Travis Kelce, pop megastar Taylor Swift has released a new…

    Men, if you’ve been married for any length of time, then you’ve no doubt fallen prey to a trap…

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Famously dyslexic Governor Gavin Newsom hosted a press conference today celebrating gas prices in California reaching…

    KANSAS CITY, MO — One of football’s biggest stars was revealed to have fallen prey to scammers, as Chiefs…

    EPHRAIM — With his marriage to former prostitute Gomer off to a rocky start, the prophet Hosea began to…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States House of Representatives canceled all scheduled votes and went on break to recuperate…

    BRUSSELS — Speaking in Strasbourg, France, on Wednesday, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen announced that she had…

    NAPERVILLE, IL — Sources confirmed on Wednesday that a local game group’s night of playing classic RISK had now…