Category: Babylon Bee

    U.S. — Longtime daytime talk show “The View” has announced that next season will feature an all-new cast of…

    TAMPA, FL — Heavenly sources have announced that the Almighty has declined to “Bless This Mess” in spite of…

    U.S. — As part of ongoing efforts to empower the patient, medical website WebMD has added a convenient “Draft…

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Mayor Karen Bass received a glowing endorsement from California wildfires over the weekend, with thousands…

    MIAMI, FL — A newly christened golden statue of President Donald Trump may have healing powers, as sources confirmed…

    You won’t believe what my husband just did. There was this horrible looking bug — I don’t know what…

    CARSON, CA — The famous Goodyear Blimp has become nearly unrecognizable after starting the popular weight-loss drug Ozempic.   CARSON,…

    PATMOS — The Apostle John emerged from his cave earlier this week feeling confident that he couldn’t have been…

    MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Three Republicans refused to bow to the golden Trump statue at Mar-A-Lago, sources confirmed today. Those…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a most cunning stratagem, Democratic lawmakers didst this morn unveil a petard of monstrous proportions,…