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Sorry Excuse For Bluesky User Hasn’t Even Tried To Assassinate Trump

FinnMay 5, 2026

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Reports today indicated that a lousy, no good excuse for a Bluesky user has not…

Babylon Bee

Coder Displaced By A.I. Told He Should Just ‘Learn To Mine Coal’

FinnMay 4, 2026

    PORTLAND, OR — After losing his coding job to artificial intelligence, local man Roger Garrison was told by political…

Babylon Bee

Jumping The Shark: ‘The Chosen’ Criticized For Planning To Kill Off Main Character Only To Resurrect Him Next Episode

FinnMay 4, 2026

    U.S. — Fans of the hit faith-based series The Chosen were left reeling this week after showrunners were accused…

Babylon Bee

Tucker Carlson Denies Ever Hearing Of This Tucker Carlson Fellow

FinnMay 4, 2026

    U.S. — In an explosive interview conducted by The New York Times, media personality Tucker Carlson denied ever hearing…

Babylon Bee

Mom Accidentally Opens Wormhole Helping Kid With Fractions

FinnMay 4, 2026

    BOUNTIFUL, UT — Local mother Sarah Jenkins was reportedly attempting to explain the difference between a numerator and a…

Babylon Bee

Relationship Experts Say Engagement Ring Should Cost At Least Two Tanks Of Gas

FinnMay 4, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — New data from relationship experts says an engagement ring should cost at least two full…

Babylon Bee

Emotional Passengers Board Final Spirit Airlines Flight For One Last All-Out Brawl

FinnMay 3, 2026

    FORT LAUDERDALE, FL — In a touching tribute to one of America’s most formative chapters in air travel, dozens…

Babylon Bee

Iran Issues Serious Threat That They Have A Massive Reserve Of More Serious Threats

FinnMay 2, 2026

    TEHRAN — Peace in the Middle East hit another major roadblock this week after Iranian officials issued a serious…

Babylon Bee

Flight Canceled Because Of Spirit Airlines Shuttering? Here Are 8 Better Travel Alternatives

FinnMay 1, 2026

    As Spirit Airlines prepares to permanently close its doors, it’s time to take a look at some alternative means…

Babylon Bee

Dad Sits Family Down And Lays Out Summer ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Viewing Schedule

FinnMay 1, 2026

    LAKEWOOD, CO — In a solemn family meeting, local father Chandler Cooke gathered his wife and children into the…

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