Category: Babylon Bee

    It’s Primary Election Day in California, and, as expected, a ton of people are still voting Democrat. The Babylon…

    BURBANK, CA — In an effort to win back disgruntled fans, Disney executives announced a brand-new Star Wars film…

    HELL — Satan confirmed this week that he was, in fact, responsible for raisins.   HELL — Satan confirmed this…

    NEW YORK, NY — For the month of June, episodes of Sesame Street will now be preceded by a…

    AUGUSTA, ME — While Republicans continued working overtime to smear Senate candidate Graham Platner because of all the awful…

    It’s Pride Month again, making this the perfect time of year to see what inspirational passages can be found…

    U.S. — A popular new service that sifts through your boxes of candy to remove all the orange pieces…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unusual gesture across a prominent social divide, President Donald Trump took the official step…

    U.S. — One of the country’s most heavily scrutinized Senate races was thrown into chaos over the weekend, as…

    U.S. — Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel has officially signed an endorsement deal with Midol.   U.S. — Late-night host Jimmy…