Category: Babylon Bee

    DETROIT, MI — Following the controversial candidate’s primary win in last night’s Michigan Senate primary, joyous Democrats celebrated Abdul…

    SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Well, that’s not good.    Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor…

    DENVER, CO — Southwest Airlines announced this week that it was now offering nonstop flights from the Denver airport…

    NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani assured citizens today that a photo ID would not be needed to…

    HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA — Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. kicked off his new cooking show…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The stakes in the war with Iran reached new heights this morning, as President Donald Trump…

    LOS ANGELES, CA — In a stunning move to further bolster an already imposing starting lineup, the Los Angeles…

    You may think you know the Bible, but boy does Texas Senate candidate James Talarico have news for you.…

    INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Coaches across the WNBA spoke to members of the press this week and admitted that they…

    U.S. — Democratic leaders expressed deep concern about the growing scourge of gun violence against active shooters.    Read More…