Category: Babylon Bee

TUCSON, AZ – Local man Jeremy Briggs sadly discovered this week that his wife’s Amazon purchases single-handedly funded billionaire Jeff…

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In what some are taking as perhaps a bad omen, President Trump responded to the SCOTUS ruling…

CAMBRIDGE, MA — The Department of Homeland Security announced that a massive terrorist sleeper cell was discovered hiding just outside…

TEHRAN — Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini declared a resounding victory over the United States and Israel after Iran destroyed 14 American…

NEW YORK — The Hamas terrorist organization has claimed responsibility for the results of last night’s mayoral primary in New…

With the world falling apart and the threat of a nuclear holocaust looming each day, everyone can agree that the…

EDGARTOWN, MA — With the news that the U.S. military had carried out a successful bombing operation in Iran over…

HEAVEN — Sources confirmed that Toby Keith smiled his biggest grin today as he watched American B-2 bombers rain down…

GRANDVIEW, MO — A local father who spent the entire day failing to settle a dispute between his toddlers later…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources within the Trump administration, Texas Republicans tipped off the State Department about the city…