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Hunter Biden Warns That Without Illegal Immigrants, The Price Of Prostitutes And Crack Will Skyrocket
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Hunter Biden Warns That Without Illegal Immigrants, The Price Of Prostitutes And Crack Will Skyrocket

FinnJuly 21, 2025

WILMINGTON, DE — As part of a wide-ranging sit-down interview released on YouTube, Hunter Biden warned Americans that, without illegal…

Minneapolis Mayoral Candidate Introduces Plan To Revitalize The City By Hijacking Other Cities And Plundering Their Treasure
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Minneapolis Mayoral Candidate Introduces Plan To Revitalize The City By Hijacking Other Cities And Plundering Their Treasure

FinnJuly 21, 2025

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — As part of his revolutionary campaign platform, Minneapolis mayoral candidate Omar Fateh introduced a plan to revitalize…

Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America
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Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America

FinnJuly 21, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blow to hopes from conservatives that the former president would face severe consequences for allegedly…

Elmo Decries Defunding Of PBS As A Jewish Conspiracy
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Elmo Decries Defunding Of PBS As A Jewish Conspiracy

FinnJuly 20, 2025

U.S. — Longtime Sesame Street resident Elmo decried the federal government’s defunding of PBS as an “obvious Jewish conpsiracy.”   Read…

FASCISM ALERT: Show That Wasn’t Making Money Canceled
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FASCISM ALERT: Show That Wasn’t Making Money Canceled

FinnJuly 19, 2025

NEW YORK CITY — In a stunning example of rampant fascism, a TV network cancelled a show that wasn’t making…

Media Unconcerned With Circulation To Biden’s Brain Deeply Concerned About Circulation To Trump’s Ankles
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Media Unconcerned With Circulation To Biden’s Brain Deeply Concerned About Circulation To Trump’s Ankles

FinnJuly 19, 2025

U.S. — The news media which remained unconcerned for four years by the lack of circulation to former President Biden’s…

Ten Ideas For Better Shows To Replace ‘The Late Show’ With Stephen Colbert
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Ten Ideas For Better Shows To Replace ‘The Late Show’ With Stephen Colbert

FinnJuly 19, 2025

After announcing the cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, CBS is hard at work searching for a better…

Avoid Getting Exposed Cheating On Your Wife With Your HR Chick At A Coldplay Concert With This One Weird Trick
Babylon Bee

Avoid Getting Exposed Cheating On Your Wife With Your HR Chick At A Coldplay Concert With This One Weird Trick

FinnJuly 18, 2025

Have you found yourself wondering how you could prevent the shame and horror of having it found out that you’re…

9 Movies That Should Be Part Of The Biblical Canon
Babylon Bee

9 Movies That Should Be Part Of The Biblical Canon

FinnJuly 17, 2025

As great as the Bible is, it’s severely lacking in movies. Adding in some of the greatest films ever made…

Bible Scholars Now Believe The Seventh Seal In The Book Of Revelation Is The Full Release Of The Epstein List
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Bible Scholars Now Believe The Seventh Seal In The Book Of Revelation Is The Full Release Of The Epstein List

FinnJuly 16, 2025

LONDON — In the wake of recent geopolitical developments, a team of esteemed biblical scholars said they now believe that…

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