Category: Babylon Bee

U.S. — A Biblical epic in development at Angel Studios will reportedly star American actor Jim Caviezel as every single…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Left without other practical options in a city overwhelmed by violent crime, President Donald Trump reportedly decided…

Glory to glorious leader, President Xi!   Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started…

U.S. — According to sources, Americans no longer need dystopian sci-fi novels to serve as ominous warnings of authoritarian control…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the announcement that the president had ordered the federalization of law enforcement in the nation’s capital,…

After declaring himself chair of the 2028 Olympic Task Force, President Trump wasted no time in making much-needed alterations to…

U.S. — Spirit Airlines flight attendants have begun advertising that in the event of a water landing, passengers will have…

U.S. — A national study has found massive spikes in alcohol sales whenever a Vacation Bible School is hosted nearby.…

INDIANAPOLIS, IN — With all the ongoing controversy over inappropriate items being thrown onto the court during basketball games, a…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After President Donald Trump ordered census takers to only include U.S. citizens in their counts, Democrats warned…