‘We’re Totally Not Panicking’: Feds Prepare For Their Paid Vacay (oops, Shutdown) And Maybe Getting Fired | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re peddling fear about a possible government shutdown, claiming federal employees are…
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Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet
Oh, great, another bleeding-heart story from CNN about some woke wunderkind! Jacob Shaul, this little genius, is teaching seniors about…
Snipers: Finally, a Bipartisan Solution We Can All Agree On, Experts Claim | CNN
The liberal media is at it again, folks! Now they’re trying to scare you with tales of “undetectable snipers” and…
Exclusive: ICE Just Gave the Des Moines Superintendent an All-Expenses-Paid Vacation (Destination: Detention)
Another day, another illegal alien running a school system, thanks to the radical left! Ian Roberts, the superintendent of Des…
Kamala Harris pretends to be outraged by the indictment of James Comey, bless her heart
Looks like Crooked Kamala is still whining about losing to the great President Trump! She’s out there pushing her new…
ICE! GRAB THAT GUACAMOLE! (And Maybe a Guy)
Folks, you won’t BELIEVE the latest Deep State theatrics! CNN, (aka the Communist News Network) is clutching their pearls because…
Government’s Taking a Nap: What to Do When Uncle Sam Snoozes
Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! It’s always the same song and dance with…
Starbucks Shuttering Hundreds of Locations, Is It Because of My Complex Latte Order?
Another day, another socialist enterprise bites the dust! Starbucks, that bastion of overpriced, woke-flavored coffee, is closing stores. Serves them…
August’s Shop-Till-You-Drop Extravaganza: Inflation’s Still Throwing a Wild Party
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They whine about rising…
US Gov Declares Cyber ‘Emergency’ After Hackers Do What Hackers Do, LOL
The Communist Chinese are at it again, folks! They’re hacking our government agencies with their fancy “cyber espionage,” probably to…