5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)
Ah, the Fourth of July, when real Americans celebrate freedom while the libtards plot the downfall of our great nation!…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Trump’s Trade Deal: Now You Get to Pay the Price, Sucker
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls over President Trump’s brilliant trade deal with Vietnam. Apparently,…
Four-Day Workweek: Because Apparently, Three Days of Doing Nothing Wasn’t Enough
The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is pushing for a four-day work week in the UK, claiming…
Trump Declares Vietnam the Ultimate Trade Bro: CNN Business Reports
Another day, another win for President Trump! CNN is reluctantly reporting that our glorious leader has just brokered a fantastic…
Trump’s Labor Market: Making America Great Again or Just Greatly Confused
Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re trying to make President Trump’s booming economy look bad. Sad! CNN is…
Wisconsin Supreme Court Justices Accidentally Legalize Abortion After Forgetting What Century It Is
The Wisconsin Supreme Court, now thoroughly infested with radical leftist judges, has decided that a law from 1849 is just…
20 states throw hissy fit after Trump admin yeets Medicaid data to deportation squad
The Socialist States of Kalifornia, Ill-Annoy, and Commie DC are at it again, whining about President Trump daring to enforce…
Biden’s Ex-Buddy Admits: We’re Basically Israel’s Lapdog
Another Deep State plant speaks! This time it’s Amos Hochstein, a former Biden flunky, whining about how much “pressure” they…
Judge throws Trump’s border tantrum in the trash where it belongs
Another activist judge, probably appointed by some deep-state Obama holdover, is trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to secure our…
White House to replace Jen Psaki with interpretive dance
Oh, the horror! Now the radical Left wants to force our glorious President Trump to provide American Sign Language interpreters…