Newsom’s South Carolina Shenanigans: Is He Running for President or Just Really Likes Grits
Gavin Newsom, the golden-haired liberal from the once-great state of California, is gallivanting around South Carolina, pretending he’s got a…
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‘Doc’ Antle Gets a Year-Long Spa Day (In Prison) for Animal Shenanigans, Because Apparently Tigers Don’t Like Being Luggage | CNN
Another day, another so-called “star” from that godforsaken “Tiger King” show getting what they deserve. Bhagavan “Doc” Antle, probably a…
Israeli Journo Throws Epic Tantrum: “War’s Taking Too Long, I Want My Latte Now” | CNN
Oh, look, CNN is at it again, pushing their anti-Israel agenda! “Less patience for this war,” says some leftist journalist…
OMG! Witkoff Predicts Gaza Ceasefire by Next Week, While Trump and Bibi Plan World Domination
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine President Trump’s brilliant foreign policy! Steve Witkoff, a true…
Equifax Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Biden Says “Boo”
Oh, the Deep State’s at it again, folks! Now they’re messing with our mortgages! This “VantageScore” nonsense is just another…
‘I wanted to do something to fight back’: Developer creates totally useful app to stop ICE raids, probably
Oh, great, another snowflake app! This time, it’s to help illegals evade ICE. Joshua Aaron, a “musician and developer” (code…
Trump’s Wall Street Meltdown: Is This The End or Just a Really Bad Hair Day
Of course, CNN is trying to make President Trump look like some kind of unstable madman threatening a trade war.…
Inflation is Tame, Markets are High, But Orange Man Bad Because Tariffs
Oh, the Fake News is at it again! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s booming economy. “US stocks have rocketed…
From Bratwurst to Boat Ride: American Screw-Up Gets Kicked to Jamaica
Another day, another sob story from CNN, folks! This time, it’s about Jermaine Thomas, a “poor” fella deported to Jamaica.…
Night Shift: 8 Years of Sleep Deprivation, One Nurse’s Descent into Madness (via CNN)
Another day, another attack on hardworking Americans! This time, the liberal media is targeting night shift workers, trying to scare…