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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Nebraska’s Dan Osborn, bless his heart, gonna try to unseat Senator “Literally Born Rich” Ricketts again
Elephant Reads CNN

Nebraska’s Dan Osborn, bless his heart, gonna try to unseat Senator “Literally Born Rich” Ricketts again

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, great, another “independent” (read: closet liberal) crawling out of the woodwork to challenge a TRUE conservative! This time it’s…

Trump’s Tariff Tantrums: Who’s Crying Now, CNN Business
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Trump’s Tariff Tantrums: Who’s Crying Now, CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

More winning! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is making these freeloading countries pay their fair share. It’s about time…

Zohran Mamdani’s Rivals Fail to Form a Voltron of Suck in NYC Mayoral Clown Show
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Zohran Mamdani’s Rivals Fail to Form a Voltron of Suck in NYC Mayoral Clown Show

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, the hilarity never ends in the Socialist Republic of New York! It seems that after being utterly humiliated by…

Texas Camp Flood Survivor: More Worried About Sibling (Typical)
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Texas Camp Flood Survivor: More Worried About Sibling (Typical)

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “big, beautiful bill” (and it IS, folks, believe me) squeaks through the…

Ted Cruz Flees Luxurious Vacation Just in Time to Not Help Texans Drowning in Their Homes, Says Ted Cruz’s Office
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Ted Cruz Flees Luxurious Vacation Just in Time to Not Help Texans Drowning in Their Homes, Says Ted Cruz’s Office

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, CNN is clutching its pearls again! Apparently, Senator Ted Cruz dared to take a PRE-PLANNED vacation to Greece while…

VA Changed Its Mind About Firing Everyone (Just Most People)
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VA Changed Its Mind About Firing Everyone (Just Most People)

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Another day, another liberal media meltdown! CNN is at it again, whining about the VA “walking back plans” for layoffs.…

Elon and Donald’s Divorce is Final: World Peace Canceled
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Elon and Donald’s Divorce is Final: World Peace Canceled

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, the drama! It seems our once-beloved Elon Musk, the genius behind Tesla and SpaceX, has decided to stab President…

Delta Flight Turns Into a Bonfire Because Someone’s Phone Was Having a Bad Day
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Delta Flight Turns Into a Bonfire Because Someone’s Phone Was Having a Bad Day

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Another day, another LIBERAL causing chaos! Apparently, a Delta flight had to make an emergency landing because some snowflake’s “personal…

Pam Bondi’s Epic Fail: Epstein File Fiasco a Comedy of Errors
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Pam Bondi’s Epic Fail: Epstein File Fiasco a Comedy of Errors

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine that the Trump…

Oops! Texas Emergency Managers Blame Staff Cuts for Epic Fail, Ex-NOAA Boss Throws Shade
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Oops! Texas Emergency Managers Blame Staff Cuts for Epic Fail, Ex-NOAA Boss Throws Shade

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s at it again, folks! Now they’re blaming “staff cuts” for Texas’s emergency response. Sure, it couldn’t…

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