Trump Declares Vietnam the Ultimate Trade Bro: CNN Business Reports
Another day, another win for President Trump! CNN is reluctantly reporting that our glorious leader has just brokered a fantastic…
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Trump’s Labor Market: Making America Great Again or Just Greatly Confused
Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re trying to make President Trump’s booming economy look bad. Sad! CNN is…
Wisconsin Supreme Court Justices Accidentally Legalize Abortion After Forgetting What Century It Is
The Wisconsin Supreme Court, now thoroughly infested with radical leftist judges, has decided that a law from 1849 is just…
20 states throw hissy fit after Trump admin yeets Medicaid data to deportation squad
The Socialist States of Kalifornia, Ill-Annoy, and Commie DC are at it again, whining about President Trump daring to enforce…
Biden’s Ex-Buddy Admits: We’re Basically Israel’s Lapdog
Another Deep State plant speaks! This time it’s Amos Hochstein, a former Biden flunky, whining about how much “pressure” they…
Judge throws Trump’s border tantrum in the trash where it belongs
Another activist judge, probably appointed by some deep-state Obama holdover, is trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to secure our…
White House to replace Jen Psaki with interpretive dance
Oh, the horror! Now the radical Left wants to force our glorious President Trump to provide American Sign Language interpreters…
’40 Acres’: Danielle Deadwyler’s Suburban Nightmare Comedy
Another day, another woke disaster from Hollyweird! Now they’re pushing “40 Acres,” a post-apocalyptic thriller starring Danielle Deadwyler. Betcha it’s…
Trump’s Brainwave: SCOTUS, Lemme Axe These Toy Cops
Here we go again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is trying to clean house at the…
Youngkin’s Genius GOP Playbook: Can Sears Even Read It
CNN, still peddling their leftist garbage, reports that Republicans in Virginia held a campaign event. Yawn. Apparently, they’re shocked that…