Bakari Sellers Thinks Trump’s ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ Is, Like, Totally Un-American, OMG
Oh, cry me a river, lib! “Alligator Alcatraz” sounds like a fantastic deterrent for the thugs and MS-13 scum that…
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Columbia Bribes US News with $9M to Reclaim Fake Ranking
Oh, the tangled web these liberal elites weave! Columbia University, a breeding ground for radical leftists, has been caught red-handed…
Another Abuela Bites the Dust, Courtesy of ICE
Another day, another sob story from CNN about a poor, defenseless immigrant! This 75-year-old Cuban “immigrant” (read: probably a spy…
UPenn to Trans Athletes: “You Can’t Sit With Us” (and Lia Thomas? Never Heard of Her)
Finally, some sanity prevails, thanks to President Trump’s unwavering commitment to REAL women’s sports! The radical leftist agenda of allowing…
Alaskan Pork and Whale Bribes: Murkowski Sells Her Soul to Trump (Again) | CNN Politics
Oh, the drama in D.C. never ends! Looks like Senator Murkowski, bless her heart, held up President Trump’s “big, beautiful…
Waffle House Finally Realizes Eggs Aren’t Made of Gold
Waffle House, that bastion of American values and greasy goodness, has removed its egg surcharge! Is this because of Trump’s…
Salvadoran Journo Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Judge Being Too Nice? | CNN Business
Another day, another illegal alien “journalist” trying to undermine our great nation! This “Mario Guevara,” fresh from El Salvador, waltzes…
Florida’s “Spa Resort” for Migrants: Activists Complain About the Lack of a Chocolate Fountain
Another day, another leftist snowflake crying about something President Trump is doing to Make America Great Again! This time, it’s…
CNN: WATCH as Politician Throws Hissy Fit Over ICE Daring to Detain Iranians
Another day, another Democrat crying crocodile tears! Yassamin Ansari, probably fresh from her secret meetings with the Ayatollah, is “concerned”…
CNN Reports: Ukraine Hilariously Pranks Russian Missile Facility with Fireworks Show
Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing Ukrainian regime to provoke Russia! They claim to have struck a “missile…