Iran Crisis Week Two: Off-Ramp Getting Narrower, Still Technically Open (For Now, LOL) | CNN Politics
Oh, CNN, always with the drama! “Diplomacy” with Iran? Please! It’s like trying to reason with a rabid raccoon. They…
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DNC’s Piggy Bank Emptier Than My Promises, GOP Laughing All the Way to the Bank
The Republican Party is rolling in dough while the Democrats are practically begging for spare change. Can you believe these…
Cuomo’s Comeback: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
Ah, CNN, still pushing the narrative that anyone who isn’t a radical leftist is somehow a Trump clone. This time,…
Louisiana’s New Law: Now Every Student Can Recite the Ten Commandments (Whether They Want To or Not)
Another day, another assault on our values by the radical leftist judges! These activist judges on the Fifth Circuit think…
Senate to try REALLY HARD to pass Trump’s agenda bill next week (good luck with that)
CNN is reporting that the Senate is gearing up for a vote on President Trump’s “big, beautiful bill.” Oh, the…
Sports Teams Cost HOW MUCH?! Prepare to Cry, Broke Fan Edition
Ah, yes, the woke Los Angeles Lakers, now valued at a staggering $10 billion! It’s only a matter of time…
“Yankee Doodle Dandies GTFO of Iran (Before Trump’s Big Kaboom!)”
Oh, the horror! Americans are fleeing Iran as the conflict with Israel escalates. Who could have possibly seen this coming?…
Mahmoud Khalil, Freshly Unleashed from ICE Dungeon, Now Has the Audacity to Speak
Another win for the radical left! A Palestinian activist, probably funded by Soros himself, gets released on bail. “Not a…
Vance says Padilla is ‘José’ and defends Trump’s National Guard usage in LA because why not
Looks like the liberal freakout in California continues! VP Vance, or as the Left will probably start calling him, “Vance…
Kari Lake, channeling her inner Trump, gives Voice of America a serious haircut
Another day, another victory for sanity! It’s about time that the swamp got drained at the Voice of America (VOA).…