Luxury Ice Cream Now Affordable Only To The Extremely Wealthy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that people are willing to shell out $15 for…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Grandma’s wild arrest was fake reality TV gold
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donna Dillon and her husband were just chillin’ at home,…
Howard University Kicks Out 502 Students For Not Paying Up
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Howard University, a prestigious historically Black university in…
Addict Turned Patriot Still Manages To Pay Bills On Time Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ian Pfister, a self-proclaimed First Amendment auditor, is making a name…
Loomer Falls For Ukraine After Russian Fake News Fail
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Laura Loomer, a far-right figure and avid supporter of President Donald…
Michigan Home Fire Reveals Multitasking Murderer
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic incident in Michigan, where eight people, including six children, were found…
d4vd’s Preliminary Hearing Reveals Fresh Details
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A preliminary hearing has revealed some shocking details in the case…
Trump Still Really Into Tariffs Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trade war is back, and it’s getting uglier by the…
Trump Warns Smithsonian Museum May Contain Facts
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move by the Trump administration, and I just can’t help…
Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James
Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading about the latest Trump-LeBron beef. Apparently, President Donald Trump suggested that basketball…