ActBlue’s Drama Might Cost Democrats Votes Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama surrounding ActBlue, the Democratic Party’s fundraising platform, is getting…
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Taiwan Gets Robo-Hacked Because That’s Just How Tuesdays Go Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hackers have taken their cyberattacks to a whole new level by…
Trump Stuck With Loyal But Inexpendable Karoline Leavitt
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news that Karoline Leavitt is leaving her post as White…
Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former law enforcement officer, Christopher Gillum, was accused of planning…
Billionaire Josh Kushner Now Owns Lakers Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Josh Kushner, the brother of Jared Kushner, and I’ve got to say, this…
Trump Finds Someone Willing To Leave On Their Own Terms
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shakeup in the White House, folks. It seems like White House…
Crowds Still Pretty Bad at This Whole Voting Thing Apparently
Folks, let me tell you, reading about these recent primaries has been a wild ride. Two successive weeks of primaries…
ICE Agent Totally Not Overreacts With Gun
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman in Northern Virginia got into a confrontation with Immigration…
Democrats somehow managed not to blow it in Wisconsin
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. David Crowley’s victory in Wisconsin’s Democratic primary for governor is a…
Texas Gets Free Aerial Show Courtesy of Crashing Military Helicopter
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a military helicopter crash in Central Texas, and I have to say,…