Seaplane Crashes Washington Coast Because That’s Just How Mondays Start
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a seaplane that made an emergency landing off the coast of Washington,…
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Billionaire’s Ex Still Waiting For That AI Money
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest divorce drama in South Korea, and I’ve got to say,…
Senate Gets Feisty Over Trump’s Election Bill
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Senate Majority Leader John…
Corporate Success Stories Now Include Medicaid Recipients
Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading this one. According to a recent federal government study, millions of…
Trump’s Team Has Fantastic Retention Rate Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s…
Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest news about the civilian nuclear agreement between the United…
New York City Streets Prove Perfect Spot For Casual Stabbings
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two men were stabbed in broad daylight on the Upper West…
Russia Targets US Nuclear Scientists Because That’s Not A Recipe For Disaster
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Russian hacking scandal, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
NTSB Reports Yet Another Totally Normal Day in Air Traffic Control
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Two planes, a Delta Air Lines…
Trump Finds Creative Ways to Keep Tariffs From Dying Alone
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move to tax foreign goods, and I have to…